I'm so happy, Anon. Our little girl is almost here. But

arya

:^)

>>35529694
Mona. Or Lana. Something short, probably.

Shotgun. It'll be funny.

Bunny

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Porcha or Ashley

oh my fucking god what did you just say?
we have no idea what gender, if any at all, our child will identify as.
don't you fucking dare push one gender over another onto her you sick vicious cunt

>>35529694
Victoria, Isabella, or Catherine.

>>35529777
those are 100% whore names

>>35529720
Lana is anal backwards

Don't name your kid Lana

if you don't fucking name your kid slade i swear to CHRIST anon

>>35529773

Reminds me of the classic movie Bunny Lake is Missing.

Fuckdoll.

>>35529804
Oh my fucking god what did you just say?
You have no idea what gender, if any at all, your child will identify as.
Don't you fucking dare miss gender the child by calling it a her.

>>35529694
Aylen

we will name her stacy

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Mallory, Tabitha, Jocelyn, or Audrey

>TFFWN no little girl

>>35529804

I know you're trolling but there really really are sick leftist parents who think like this. On the 1 in 1000 chance the kid ends up being a tranny or something.

>>35529694
Whatever you want honey, I just hope there aren't too many other Srirachas in her grade.

Lets call her "your replacement"

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Faggot McNiggerface

Kotori-chan :3

>remember darling your just a surrogate, you don't get to keep the baby

>>35529750
Holy mother of god. I love you.

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Something ordinary and dignified like Mary.

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Ayla!

Silesia :)

A child? but we havent even had sex yet....
tell you what, lets call it what it is " a dead fetus"
*cocks shotgun*

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>>35532267

Old Fritz approves of this name.

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>>35529694
Bernadette.

It's /MY/ kid so its life will be shit. So I might as well give her a life-fucking name.

>>35529694
>little girl

Cya whore, no way am I raising a girl. Enjoy your welfare

Helena
I like that name.

but the wife gets dibs on the girls names
I get to pick the boys.

>>35532529

Old lady names are kinda in right now.

I know a woman with a daughter named Bernadette. Bernie for short.

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>>35532593
It seems more like an SJW name desu.

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>>35532574

I'd rather have a girl.
>Quieter and less messy than boys
>Will get preferential treatment at work/school
>Super QT
>Much more likely to pass on your genes than a boy

Erika
>it's another anon fantasizes about starting a family with his oneitis episode

>>35532687
I fucking hate little girls. I hate children in general but little girls are such stuck up, self-absorbed cunts. And the idea of having my child grow to be a feminist is dauntingly terrifying.

I guess it's good that I have no interest in having a child, period. Let my gene pool die, I'm cool with it

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>>35532698
AUF DER HEIDE BLUEHT EIN KLEINES BLUEMELEIN
(STOMP STOMP STOMP)
UND DAS HEISST
(STOMP STOMP STOMP)
EEEEEERIKA
(STOMP STOMP STOMP)

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>>35532797
I'm not going to lie, that's part of the reason why.

>>35529694
Luna or Elise

Fuck you OP, I want children ;_;

>>35532822
desu I like the song Lili Marlene better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUsePoATbrU