>mfw I realized that there are men over 21, who are virgins.

>>35528516
Because no fucks are given to us

Gyno This shit is a curse on life.

>>35528516
Still making shitty template threads I see...
Oh well, gotta get attention some way or another.

>>35528532
You're supposed to find them.

>>35528516
Because the human body is disgusting

>>35528569

Lose some fucking weight and start eating healthy. Your hormones will balance out. You sound like a tumblrina

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>tfw 29 and a virgin

haven't left my house since I was 16

>>35528516
Well I have actually never even talked to a woman my age. Don't care t b h.

B-but normalfags tell me that it doesn't matter. What is it?

>>35528612
How do you even live? I would honestly kill myself.

>>35528516
Mmmm let's see, I have 0 passions, I lift and run but don't life it, I don't care about sex, I don't have any passions as I said so I wouldn't be able to be a good father to my children, a passionless parent = shit, since he can't teach his child to love life, so why the fuck would I want a woman?

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>>35528650
live with my mom and dad

>>35528621
It does matter, anon. They're being sympathetic towards you.

>>35528607
Gyno is not fat. You sound stupid

>>35528672
Do you have a hs diploma?

>>35528569
I'm gyno and it's never stopped me from getting laid. I'm married to a woman that also has boobs.

When will you guys realize it's about personality not cosmetics. Stop believing all the stupid shit you read online and actually go out and interact with people.

I know many ugly guys with decent looking women.

>>35528746
no, i got expelled and sent to juvi at 15.

>it's a robot false flags as a normie to hurt other robots thread

why

>>35528820
100% you dont have real gyno.

>>35528846
Holy shit, get a GED, then find a job.

>>35528864
Not a robot, m8.

>>35529030
Nice and roastie.

OCKYS

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Originalelelelo

everyone is someone elses' nigger
be grateful that you have someone else to look down upon

>>35528516

>Voluntarily participating in acts of degeneracy

Normies baffle me.

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I'm 22 in a month nigga.

>>35529430
>Voluntarily participating in acts of degeneracy

t.lonely virgin

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>>35529461

>unironically defending voluntarily participating in acts of degeneracy.

t.STD ridden normie

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>>35528516
I only browse here because I find these people interesting. And I use their depression/self loathing to feel better about myself.

I lost my virginity at 18. It was pretty easy too, I just asked a girl I liked out to Prom. Had a good time, we became BF/GF and I fucked her a couple times one summer.

I never bother with women. I'm a narcissist. Fuck you and your useless cunt.

>>35529598
Don't have STD. I have a wife, and she is very conservative.

>>35528820
I'm very reserved and doubt a girl would like me in my current state

there are billions of people on this planet. not everyone has the same life as you. have some perspective and humility.

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>>35528516
We come to this board because we carry burdens you normals cannot even begin to imagine
Everyday we experience a new plane of feels and our minds adopt to the very essence of sadness and despair
We do not seek the simple and temporary pleasure of sex
We seek to serve the one and only thing that matters to us
We might imagine being with the perfect virgin qt3.14 gf
The one qt who is willing to make love to us and experience a once in a lifetime moment with us, together with a partner they truly love and cherish
But we can never have this in our current life here on earth
Because we must serve Kek
Kek has granted us these feels and made us into the robots we are because of mankinds sins, we carry everyones burden
Only when we leave earth we can we let go of out burdens and ascend to paradise and be rewarded with all the qt's, waifus, neetbux and chicken tendies we can dream of
We will not throw away something as sacret as Kek's love and wizardhood to some 3dpg

tl;dr
We do not lust for pleasure, we lust for Kek's love and enlightenment.
And one day we will recive it, but not in our current materialistic form
We are the purest of robots and wizards one might find

We are the hermits and desciples of Kek
We will all walk in paradise and feel his love one day
We will all be rewarded, fellow robots

Praise Kek

>>35529680
Every normie on /r9k/ has a """conservative""" wife. Fuck off.

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>>35529844
dubs confirm

Praise Kek indeed, fellow robot.

There really isn't a single thing about me other than my body (which isn't really that great) that any woman I could think of would find attractive.

My hobbies are solo hobbies mainly because I've grew up without friends and don't know how to socialise outside of a professional environment.

I also have developed standards that I know no woman can meet, and if they did, I would certainly not meet theirs.

I'm not making excuses, just stating facts. I cannot imagine a long term relationship with another person (aside from family), let alone a woman, and the thought of a one-night stand disgusts me.

That leaves me alone, to accept that fate, and to die that way.

i just happened to lose mine it just happened. i lost it at 25.