>"Haha you always look so grumpy anon!" >"Wow,

>>35528438
fuck off chad
we don't want your bragging

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>>35528454
I've never had sex or kissed a girl

>>35528438
>complaining about a girl throwing herself at you

I'm not even angry. Or maybe I am I don't know. Anyway, your thread is dumb

>>35529212
Why? Why the fuck would you want to be around a woman?

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>>35528438

>humble bragging

Get out

>>35528438
>>35528494
>>35529282
your thread is bad and you should feel bad, fuck off

>>35529282
I don't. I honestly don't. But I love getting positive attention, especially when I've done nothing to earn it.

And I think I speak for the majority of robots who want girlfriends when I say that your "suffering" is ass-backwards

>girls talking to you
GO AWAY
YOU
FUCKING
NORMIE

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>>35529408
If you want a gf you're a failed wannabe normie

Robots aren't interested in primitive base behaviors
>>35529495
You're a normalfag

>>35529549
I don't want a girlfriend. I don't even want sex. And I'm sorry but you're wrong; the vast majority of robots want a girlfriend or some form of intimate companionship. Voluntary celibates are a very tiny minority, even on /r9k/.

>>35529549
A true robot shouldn't want to be around anyone, so I'm not sure why you're even letting these girls talk to you.

>>35529212

OP is Chad looking and the girl is probably average plain Jane and she thinks she can get OP because OP doesn't have a gf.

Girls are retarded like that. OP has other shit to do currently.

I can understand OP. Just tell her you're not interested, blatantly.

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>>35529282
This desu. Redpilled chad is based. I remember when a hot white chick was with my Christian group and at a camp fire she kept grabbing my cock when I'm shoving her off then the bitch says some crazy shit like "your horny sister has needs" and "I want your spermies" and "I will suck you off in front of all these people, just put your jacket over your lap and say I'm taking a nap". I found out her and her friend we doing a challenge to see how much sex they can have while at Christian summer camp.

Bitches have no decency.

I since had a change in philosophy but I still see sex as an animalistic nasty impulse. When I jerk off I can only get hard when thinking about a nice car or really expensive machine or myself (not in a gay degenerate way either).

>>35529788
>When I jerk off I can only get hard when thinking about a nice car or really expensive machine or myself

Holy fucking shit bro

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>>35529788
>I found out her and her friend were doing a challenge to see how much sex they could have while at Christian summer camp.

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>>35529549
you don't get dickhead, you having the option to turn someone down is the reason you're a fucking normie cunt

>>35529788
What are you, Patrick Bateman?

>>35529884
Yeah I have friends and they ask why are you a virgin at 22 and I say I just don't find nude females sexually attractive. I had girlfriends but it ends badly because I just don't want to really have sex with them. I'm not some spurg either.

It's weird almost like sex is just an afterthought behind disgust in my mind. That's the best why to describe it.

>>35529788
Women are vile

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>>35530010
No but I always assumed it was not as uncommon as people believed. I legit almost puked when my first ex gf pushed her crotch in my face after taking a shower.

That is when I started to realize I find the female form nice but the human body disgusting like an animal. It should of got me aroused but it did the opposite. She was clean and smooth but I only felt disgust like I was going to fuck a skinned hairless chimp.

She sorta looks like the girl in the related pic.

I had 3 girl friends in the past 8 years.

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>>35530429
Once you can see past temptation of the flesh women become almost horrifying

I recall a Zabbalist fable about God creating Adam's first wife from the inside out and how horrified he was even when she was given flesh

>>35530429
It's mostly the getting hard to shiny objects part that's weird

>>35528494
How old would you be

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>>35530628
It's not like that but maybe. I just really get off on seeing complex scenes like this. A better example is uncanny valley stuff. I also rarely masterbation last time I did was around late November 2016.

I find the animalistic part of us humans repulsive.

>>35530853
Fuck autocorrect.

>>35530853
Like it or not, we are animals. No amount of machinery worship or thinking you're "above it all" will change that. There's nothing wrong with being animalistic either.

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>>35530996
It's degeneracy and unclean. Having physical contact is not my first instinct.

>>35531057
the human body is unclean. Saying that physical contact is unclean is like saying that a turd that has touched another turd is worse than it was before

>>35530853
>thinking humans have an animalistic part

Humans are animals with a "human" part. And it's not a matter of opinion.

>>35530014
Were you always like this? If not, how did you change? I wish I didn't have the desire for sex/women

>>35531169
We aren't unclean. Stop saying this. There's nothing wrong with our natural secretions, we don't have to be completely sterile pieces of sheet steel in order to be clean enough.

>>35531366
>we aren't unclean

the inside of a human digestive system has more bacteria than a dozen used toilets. The soles of your feet are more filthy than the inside of a hobbo's mouth.

we're all unclean until our bodies are synthetic and our minds have transcended "animalistic" needs, which by the way, includes even friendship and love.

>>35529788
>MUH HULY BOUK

foh

>>35531606
What does it matter how many bacteria there are there? There's bacteria every where, at any time, (excluding clean rooms) and yet it doesn't affect our everyday lives in the slightest. You can't see them, feel them, taste them, what have you. Why do you focus on something so inconsequential? Oh right, >autism

>>35531845
>Why do you focus on something so inconsequential?

I'm using you thought process to prove you wrong. Sex is as natural as it gets, yet you claim it isn't and literally get erections to technology, and somehow I'm the autistic one?

>>35531901
I'm not that guy, I was arguing against him too.

>>35532174
oh, sorry then.

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>"I'm make you open up anon, watch. Hehehe."
try me, kek.

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>>35528438
>tfw no cute normie gf with a big fat cock to open me up

>>35532754
I don't think that's what OP meant....

>>35528494
And whose fault is that chad?

>>35528438
>normie
>*assumes you're into girls*
>*assumes you're into dating in general*
>*assumes you're going to have kids someday*
>*assumes you're going to change your mind about not having kids someday*
>*assumes you're pursuing the 9-5 system and would endorse that way of life*

GO AWAAAAAAYYYYYYY