come vent at a normie couple, what has you down robots. or bring

>>35528332
Eat shit.

Hhdrigcxjh

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>>35528355
>Hhdrigcxjh
Did you forget where you were bubdy?

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>>35528332

Can I have a threesome with you guys?

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>>35528678
Idk, our other friends had a threesome with someone and now the wife is no longer bisexual, she is turned off by women after that one lol.

Kidding aside the only things i would let another woman do with my husband is suck his cock or hit him in the nuts (with me watching you like a hawk ready to stab you if you dare hurt him)

>>35528332
I hope you fucking die faggot

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>>35528839
aww please dont be upset with us anon. Come back

>>35528332
You got sauce on that senpai

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>>35528777

I'm a guy I I wanna suck your husband's dick and eat your asshole is that so much to ask damn

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>>35529074
I grabbed it off mapel76 on tumblr, he posts alot of cartoon ballbustgin

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>>35529172
Well i dont like butt stuff and hubby doesnt do anything with men. Sorry Anon.

>>35529217
Thanks anyway senpai

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>>35529286
Sure anytime, i really only ever go to google or tumblr for pics. i guess you could reverse image search but sometimes that shit doesnt ever resurface.

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>>35529357
Never know what to say in these.

>>35529234
>Not making your submissive husband suck the dicks of internet strangers
>doesn't even like butt stuff
>ballbusting fetish

Wow what a shitty fucking couple

>Only girl I know into pegging is getting married soon
>She's the only one I would feel okay having wail on my nuts
two more unrealized fetishes

>meet girl who is literally everything u want
>over time she starts to realize i'm wrapped around her finger
>starts calling me her bitch and at first i really like it
>suddenly she starts coming over, demanding i make her food, sleeping in my bed, and throws a pillow on the floor for me to sleep on
>desperately need this to end because it's stressing me out but i'm madly in love and keep letting it happen
>tfw cute girl literally walking all over me and she obviously gets a kick out of it but she's gonna end up finding someone else to fuck eventually and that will be the end

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>>35530118
Husband shouldnt be the submissive one. At least thats what southern brainwashing will have you believe. We're the ones who get stuff done, wives watch the kids. craft clothes blankets, clean, etc..

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>>35530173
There's some other girls out there into pegging. that same couple that had the threesome, the girl is into bondage, pegging, and prostate milking. but the boyfriend believes fetishes are made up things and that its just a cry for attention when someone gets off on something other than sex

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>>35530284
Why do you think she will eventually go to someone else, seems like she is enjoying things with you, if its outside of your comfort zone i would talk to her though, otherwise she probably thinks you are just as into it

>>35530436
Mostly because she hasn't really done anything to signify interest. A few days ago she was being really affectionate and held my hand a bit and so on, but last night she was unbearably rude and did stuff like call someone and talk to them for an hour instead of talking to me while also rudely demanding I make her more food. Not that I mind that in a dom context, but there isn't really any relationship to speak of, she just comes over to my house, smokes my weed, drinks my beer, eats my waffles, and passes out.

The thing is, though, I know that she has some kind of idea of how this is affecting me. She's not dumb. She knows I'm in love with her because she likes to make jokes about it, so... idk. I need to grow a spine and tell her that I can't keep doing this without knowing if it's going to lead to something, but I'm afraid that it will stop entirely. It's also stressing me out a lot. All of my friends want me to bail because they're sick of hearing me freak out about it, lol. But for some reason, I can't get the words out, and every time she wakes up in the morning and smiles at me and shit all my bitterness about whatever goes away.

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>>35530594
yeah sounds like a dangerous relationship (not in the romantic sense) I want to say up and tell her to piss off, but idk your situation i guess as long as you are getting something out of it. I would say relieve the stress by enjoying the fun stuff when it happens, but if she doesnt feel chained down neither should you so feel free to have fun with your friends and such and if she does break things off the bright side is you dont have the stress of loving her anymore

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I have two questions

>1. are you attractive? be honest with yourselves and don't lie to me this is an anonymous image board.

if you answered yes to the first question the second question is

>how does one hit on girls?

I have never received or given that kind of affection and I cant really figure it out.

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>>35531128
Yes, Probably not now cuz i am pregnant and people arent into the whole prego thing. But I was a local model for a while. As in modeling agencies around our state would pay me in order to get some snapshots of me in underwear or nice outfits or just legs shots etc. Then i went off to college and had to stop.

Well the best method to "hitting" on girls is best played out with some common grounds. IE a concert or favorite bar (but chance of her stupid bf being there) so clubs, groups, extra activity centers are a good place to meet women because you already have something in common so you can do that. Otherwise if you see a cute girl out and you talk to her for a while just take the leap and ask her to dinner and a movie (if she says no then big whoop dont get insecure because you dont know her reasons) if she says yes, then plan for a movie before dinner time, then afterwards when you go and eat you can talk about the movie if things go awkward silence, that should break the ice.

>>35531128
1. I think so. I used to think I looked terrible, but people told me that my looks weren't the problem and that I'm actually pretty "hot".

2. Now this, I can't really figure out. You just have to be genuine and do it a lot so that you learn what works and doesn't work. Keep in mind that you can easily be creepy if you don't have a lot of charisma, but you shouldn't feel bad about telling someone you think they're pretty or whatever so long as you've been talking with them for a bit and they seem into you. Pay attention to body language. If they start touching you a lot, touch back. Escalate slowly.

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>>35531383
Might be better advice, remember ive only ever dated my hubby, he is the only lover i have ever had in my life. so my experience comes from what my friends have done or how my husband first got me to go out with him. But conversation is definitely the best starter but dont let it get stale, if you wanna make a move after so long of talking and it feels right then go for it. otherwise you just end up with another lady friend

>>35531453
>>35531383
>>35531253

thanks for the advice. I'm 6'2 and I got a 6/10 face according to /soc but I have the charisma of a creepy crypt-keeper, I speak mostly in bullet points and my interests aren't reconcilable with 99% of my generation.

ill try though

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>>35531900
Out of curiosity, what are your interests?

>>35531965
classical art, philosophy, psychology, old movies and literature, obscure music. anything morbid.

I love strangeness for the sake of strangeness

I'm a 25 year old kissless virgin.
All my friends live in other states or countries.
My town has 10,000 people tops and no nightlife to speak of.
I didn't gain a real-life friend group in high-school, when there was an easy way to interact socially.
I'm poor as shit.

How the fuck am I supposed to meet people and make friends and a gf, even if I thought I could do it successfully? Literally the only options here are randomly going to shitty bars, and I don't like drinking or have money to do so.

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>>35532237
Yeah but strange things can be super interesting. you have the advantage of being able to show a woman things she's probably never seen with a perception she probably doesnt have.

I know the internet makes it seem false but there are alot of girls out there that like men who can make them think. i went to college and took cruises all semester long and my hubby got 2 engineering degrees in the same time. so im never short of interesting conversation...even if its pretty over my head, especially when the other couple comes over cuz her boyfriend is really involved in the discussions to.

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>>35532305
10,000 people. that is a pretty huge town!
Well other relationships can be formed by things you have to do like work (coworkers) volunteering (kinda crummy to hit on girls that way but women like guys who are kind) and our small town has parades and dances and such soo maybe your town does. i mean i know towns get bigger but 10k might still be small enough for events like that

>>35532377
Well that answer is kind of a no go because i'm way too tired at all times to volunteer and I don't want to hit on 17-19 year old girls at my fast food job so nevermind I guess.

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>>35532408
Sorry, i wish i could be more helpful. I mean i would say stuff like online dating blind dates etc. but im sure youve thought of that already.

Also nothing wrong with shooting for younger girls, they sometimes have a thing for older men.