I'm tired of being useless. I want a girlfriend to hold in my arms, and whenever she's down to fuck, we fuck. I want to go out to the pub and talk with my friends and say shit we'd never say in front of our girl's. I'm tired of sitting here doing nothing with my life, wasting good oxygen for other humans doing something to keep the world moving. I'm never going to get a girlfriend though because girls now are like pets and want to be texted 24/7 or they think you're cheating or some shit. And I can't go to the bar and spew shit, because then the bartender will call me a racist sexist white male.
You can't win with life anymore, someone fucking help.
Change has to come from you first, you can say you're sick of life all you want, but if you don't have enough motivation to try and get out of the ditch you're in maybe you don't deserve to have the happy life you just described
>>35525705
I couldn't give less of a shit about having friends, I want a shut-in girlfriend who I can buy a cheap house with and be each other's only friends and do nothing but browse the internet and watch TV in our spare time, very rarely leaving the house.
Not a fucking "OMG I'M AN INTROVERT!" girl, either, I want a shut-in, God damn it.
>>35525832
This.
But here's the problem, girls in my area are ALL extreme extrovert types. All they do is snapchat, and go out, and gossip, and do typical "girl things". Not that I really give a shit about what they do, it's mostly the personality that turns me off. There's no in-the-middle girl, or perfect girl like you describe, it's only the type who want constant attention.
>>35525782
You forgot to tell him to just b himself