>Befriend Rose
>Hang out in her dorm and play vidya
>"Anon you can spend the night here if you don't want to walk back to your place"
>"You don't need to sleep on the couch if you don't want, wouldn't you rather curl up with me?"
>Lay in bed and talk until she falls asleep in your arms
>Tfw nothing like this will ever happen to you
But anon, I did pretty much exactly that with my gf last night, except we also banged.
>her
[IMPLICATIONS IMPLIFIES]
>>35525598
You missed the key part...
Your gf isn't Rose.
>>35525561
isn't Rose like 30 now? Way too Roastie
>>35525598
Does anyone else like the idea of platonically cuddling with a qt3.14 who is just your friend or am I the only one?
>>35525676
shut the fuck up
rose is NOT a rostie
she has a CUTE PRETTY vagina
tfw rose is 30
i feel old
>>35525774
You sound like pedro
>>35525561
>because you'll never be nate
>I fantasise about being in bed with a girl and NOT having sex with her
Confirmed autist.
>>35525561
>Tfw nothing like this will ever happen to you
TRY AGAINM8
MY NAME ISN8
>>35525820
I never stalked her tho
just casual admirer
Post your face when the video leaked of her saying she shills her videos anonymously on 4chan and admitted to only using people like us for money. Then went on to talk about how ugly and retarded our vigin asses are
>mfw i never bought into this roastie
>>35526881
Nigga who tf cares about rose
/rose/ isn't about rose
>>35526881
this is already happening kiddo
>>35526881
>frogposter
>retard
>newfag
>shills
go join your brethren
>>35526912
>>35526915
>>35526972
Getting this triggered, im sorry anons, did i upset you
Why has rosenate rarely been on steam these past few weeks? What do you think is going on?
Does it have anything to do with guys' mysterious trip to asia?
>>35527005
>all this cancer
/rose/ 2017
>>35527016
something is up with him that's for sure. even reuben seems to be posting much more sparingly.
>>35527036
or /rose/ 2016or 2015or 14jiff + the newfags ruined rose
>>35527079
you know it was bound to happen at some point. nothing lasts forever.but seriously fuck jiff and the robots too
>>35527071
I'm seriously worried now. What if someone is trying to kidnap all the gottos as a way of eventually getting to rose?
should i learn french and go live and work in some compound in africa, rose
it's adventure
how do you know her bf is named nate
>>35526881
>leak
What video are you talking about?
>>35527485
We follow her obsessively.
>>35527619
ive watched what i thought was all her videos but never heard his name once
any picsof him?? i need to see what im up against
>>35527608
he's talking about the trashley video whom he has confused with rose.
>>35527657
dude lol gotta link to it anyways?
>>35527652
of course she didn't like to share things like that. that's what made it so much fun.
first guy with the hula.
>>35527719
lol how did you find out what he looks like anyways then? i need your docksing skillz yo
>>35527681
no, never cared for ashley anyways. some thought she was being tongue in cheek but whatever.
>>35527776
Mate all of this shit is old as fuck, and was discovered years ago. Everyone just connected the dots with what was available at the time. That hula video the other guy posted was from one of his friends facebook account's iirc.
The beautiful brit
>>35525561
I went to school with that girl
>>35527681
Its a rose video, and 2bh its not so much a leak as its just not a lot of these anons havent seen it. There are rose generals on /wsg/ and someone sometimes posts it
>>35527893
Ashley Jones and Rose are 2 different people:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2afHezxdQzTosKGa2v6VUw/videos
>>35527893
What are the contents of the video?
>>35527862
did she engulf your german cock with her english pussy in a hostel room too?
>>35527893
>confusing 30 year old british granny face rose with 19 year old american ashley jones
>baka
>>35528500
>rose
>granny face
Go to bed ashley.
>>35528723
reminder that Ashley is better than Rose in every way
>>35528737
She's probably a better miner due to her goblin heritage, i'll give her that.
>>35528737
None of these girls care about you, fool
>>35529092
She cares about me :3
>>35529058
>>35529092
there there
it's ok, i'd be mad too if i had chosen some old hag as a waifu
just admit it, Ashley is superior
>>35529584
Gb2 community college, wetback goblin.
>>35525651
Jesus christ anon that's brutalOregon trail
>>35526798
I just realised how pathetic this is. Guys fantasise ahout fucking hot naked girls, I just fantasise about cuddling cute homely girls and feeling her warm body next to me.
>>35526798
I don't care about physical pleasure
I want affection :(
>>35530209
I think your fantasy is probably more common than most would care to admit.
>>35530336
Do you have submissive fantasies featuring Rose?
>ywn never suck her stinky sweaty armpits
WHY LIVE
>>35532110
There's still time for her to whore herself out.
It's not too late Rose. Do you hear that?
>>35532324
do it rose
>>35525720
thats just a meme, best you can hope for is a 5/10 starfish sex
>>35532420
like rose then?
>>35532392
what do you think is going through her mind there
>>35532740
>"oi rly hope moi bodeh odour isnt too bahd so i cen get focked by tha band aftawhile."
>"oim sooo horneh roight now!"
>>35532899
lol spot on
shes a roastie ho
in that one video where someone says theyre a 14 yo girl and had an 18year old bf who wants some snizz roase said "only do it if you want to"
>>35532324
what phone is?
tibitttttroit
>>35532934
>roastie
>>35533034
Dunno. Looks like a samsung.
>>35533125
roastie roase
>>35533034
it's an lg
>>35533830
How do you know?
Oregano familio
>>35532934
>a child lies like trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpzfPWhKzCg
>>35531106
I have fantasies where she's mean to me but only in a teasing and caring way
>>35535079
care to describe them for us? does she banter you like a tomboy?
>>35534758
she is so cute even when speaking of such topics.
>Marky thread goes down
>Rose thread stays up
truly the superior waifu
>>35535498
Rose threads stay up cuz they have a halfwit bumping all night even when there's nothing left to say.
>>35535498
wow it's almost like those other threads are populated exclusively by hormonal teenagers with the attention span of goldfish.
>>35535583
28 posters mate
>>35535912
Most posters here are empty headed hormonal teenagers.