Choose what I do tonight. It's night 1000+ of being alone,

Buttchug whatever alcohol you have

Show me your original dick

make a music video
then reward yourself by going to the movies

>>35525337
Bumperinoo.

The only things I do when I'm drunk (always alone) is listen to old music that reminds me of people and masturbate and cry.

Cry and jack off while drinking heavily

Pour alcohol over the components of your computer

>>35525337

Read a scientific paper. Physics.

>>35525402
i already jacked off twice today
>>35525369
want me to do anything funny with it for the picture?

Chug faggot drink til you die

>>35525414
you said that like twice is alot

write 2+2=3 on a paper

>>35525418
im not gay bro, prostate orgasms are for real men
>>35525413
science is for homosexuals

build the highest tower of everything you can find around you and post pics
try to reach your ceiling

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>>35525337
do coke like in your pic. Move on to harder drugs, booze is normie tier. Do hard drugs. Do it. Right now. Go.

>>35525498
Build a tower then 9/11 it with your body

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call and escort and get her to answer questions we pose

>I have access to alcohol and a PC

LOL such luxuries

>its a rerun of op is faggot and doesnt deliver episode
why do i keep watching this shit

>>35525455
he got dubs op please deliver

>>35525657
I took a pic with my phone and it's above 2mb, cba compressing desu

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share this picture of Amanda Seyfried sucking Justin Long's dick with everybody in the world

>>35525337
In all seriousness, learn how to solve a rubiks cube if you haven't. expand the mind. If not, get some other puzzles

>>35525901
I don't have a rubkis cube. I spent all day studying German. Need to relax desu

Hang yourself op

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>>35525633
All you really need in life famalam... besides weed

>>35526049

You're supposed to buy one you fucking idiot.

>>35525337
>funny_image_435
Can we see the rest?