> That moment when you realized cum smells > That moment

>finally get a girl's pantsu off
>her pussy smells
>bad

I WASNT WARNED

> That moment when you realized cum smells
Smells nice tho

> That moment when you realized cum stains your pants so you start using toilet paper
Try fapping without your pants on

>>35525170
>tfw extremely sensitive to bad smells
>probably can't pound poon without gagging uncontrollably if i ever got to that point

>14 years old
>jerk off
>blow a huge load all over my school t-shirt
>put it in the laundry and forget about it
>one week later, still haven't washed the laundry
>pull it out, it's all stiff

>>35525047
> mum
Tom please be careful not to dirty your pants
> dad
leave him alone

it took me so long to realize they were asking me not to cum in my pants, when i switched to paper i must have wasted so much money on it

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>know two guys who are legitimately autistic
>they've both had sex and one has a child
>be me
>average looks and kinda autistic but not legitimately
>never stuck my dick inside a girl
Fuck my life

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>>35525047
>cum smells
n-nani

>>35525655
>cum is dirt
>not being able to say what you mean

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>>35525047
>> That moment when you realized cum stains your pants
You didn't know this?

>>35525047
What do you mean, it smells? Am I the only one not smelling it, because I cum in my pants every day...
Don't tell me I had the stench of cum for 06 years straight?