Jesus christ /r9k/, after reading all the autistic stories on

>it's single player only

Cold. At least you know your priorities.

>>35524143
Just tell her the next time you see her that you're an aspie, and you didn't realize she just wanted to hang and wasn't being literal until a week later, and invite her to hang.

>>35524143
did she meant play with your penis?

>>35524209
She's kinda been avoiding me and I didn't know why until today

>tfw she probably thinks I hate her

>>35524360
Apologize to her, asap. Your autism isn't an excuse to ruin a friendship.

Good. Fuck you. Fuck you for being attractive enough for a girl to actually suggest to go to your place. Fuck you and I'm glad your an autistic fuck that let the opportunity slip.

>>35524525

I didn't even know I was so hopeless when I first started using 4chan.

Nobody told me women discriminated so heavily against short guys.

I thought I was just an average dude, lol.

>>35524646
This is really good advice, OP it would be a shame to ruin this. If you think you might fuck it up, say it over text?

>>35524646
Don't listen to this fag .
Lying makes things worse most of the time.

>>35524646
>lying to make things better

This is also the equivalent of lighting a fuse on a bomb

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>>35524143
Fuck I did something similar once

>go home early from a normie party because normies
>drunk as fuck
>sit on the bus on my way home
>a bunch of drunk girls get on and start talking loud
>I'm very drunk and on antidepressants so my anxiety is gone
>I join the drunk conversation

I have no idea what we talked about because I was drunk but I remember one thing one of the girls said.

>one girl says "hard to catch a ride home on a weekday, if you can't get home you can always sleep over at our place
>autism mode kicks in
>before I think I blurt out "nah I live only 5 minutes away the bus will take me there"
>the girl makes a weird face and says "um ok"
>I realize what I just did
>I stop talking and the girls get of on the next stop
>get home and puke

It still haunts me to this day. I bet I could have lost my virginity that night if I had not been such a sperg.

>>35524143
Just tell her that you had your mind was somewhere else at the time or something, be natural and shit. I don't know, I'm completely autistic myself but it seems like good advice.

>>35524360

Here is what you need to say OP.

>"Hey, i we talked at that lecture on friday, remember me?"
>ask her a bit about her day, do some small talk, dont make it too long though
>"I just wanted to say that i had a bit of a bad day back then, some stuff going on back at home and I just realized i may have come off a bit harsh"
>"I wanted to know if i could make that up to you if you dont have any plans for today"

Dont go into beta apologizing mode, but dont get pushy and aggressive either. The idea is to come over as calm and confident.

>>35524143
yeah, you fucked up, but ask yourself this; did you actually want her to come to your house, or did you want to be by yourself and relax?

>>35524909
I did almost the exact same thing when I was about 19.

>coming home from party that my normalfag friend coerced me to go to
>flag a taxi
>there are two other drunk girls in it, solid 7/10s
>drunk so no crippling anxiety
>strike up a conversation
>find out they are going about 10 minutes north of me
>one of them says "why don't you come to a sleepover, it will be fun!"
>drunk Jew autistic brain kicks in, worried about paying an extra $5 for taxi fare just to go to some dumb slumber party, so I decline
>one girl says "awww whyy anon, it's only gonna be fun when you're there!"
>arrive at my apartment
>they ask me to reconsider, decline again, "have fun at your party"
>pay my portion of the fare and go to bed in a drunken stupor
>wake up the next morning, realize what happened and kick myself in the head for it

For $5 I passed up the chance to lose my virginity in a threesome with some pretty attractive girls. Instead it would be another six years before I lost it in a series of pity fucks with my overweight childhood friend.

reading all of this is painful, you fools. to be given such chances and just throwing them away...

>>35525175
this is the best advice you can get. please save yourself anon

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>>35525507
Damn, that sucks

I hope someone will pity fuck me some day

>>35524450
dont be a pussy and apologize OP, own up to that shit.

>>35526239
It's not a good feeling.

In my case my friend had a lot of experience and her attitude was basically "wow, you poor thing, you've never had sex? I've done it hundreds of times and you, not even once. Here, let me just show you what you're missing, come feel some pussy, little boy". The initial feeling of " holy shit, I just had sex" quickly fades to "she only did that because I was so pathetic that I couldn't get anything on my own". It was a huge moment in my life but almost meaningless to her, like playing a game of Mario Kart.

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>>35524143
I'm sorry man, RIP in pieces.

>>35524909
If it makes you feel better, I'm sure I would have done the same thing, especially when drunk.

>>35525175
>Lying to cover up a genuine mistake
>Planning your social interactions

And what happens when she doesn't follow your script Einstein?

The best thing for op to do is tell her the truth and be himself.

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>>35524143
>>35524909
>>35525507

If it makes you feel any better, no one ever invites me to anything. Ever.

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>>35526741
It mostly just makes me hate this world we live in.

The feels are real.

APOLOGIZE AND TRY TO FIX YOUR RETARDED ERROR YOU CAN BECOME A NORMIE ITS NOT TOO LATE YET YOU CAN STILL ESCAPE

>>35526741
Wanna be friends? Oragami

>>35527073
If you like, anon. You like the vidya?

>>35524143
I hate having to remember this. And this is only one example of my misfortune.
>be me
>back when I was sophomore in high school
>go over to friends house to chill, smoke, and vidya
>friend's phone vibrates with a text
>Friend: "Dude, Andrea, from across the street, is outside and wants to chill. You down?"
>autism intensifies
>Me: "ughh.. I-I guess. Let me go piss first
>go to piss
>exit bathroom to see friend already walking outside.
>youreadyforthis.gif
>compose myself and walk out to see the two talking.
>Friend: "yeah, that's anon, I've told you about. He's really shy."
>Her: "Aww. That's cute. Do I make you nervous, anon?"
>wakemeup.jpg
>Me: "N-Not really."
>time passes and I start to relax
>Friend's parents aren't home, so it's just the 3 of us in his room
>Friend is pretty good wingman
>Friend: "Yo, I'll be back in a bit. I've got to meet someone."
Her and I know that's bullshit, but whatever.
>Her: "So, have you ever done anything besides kiss a girl? Like, have you ever had sex?"
>I haven't
Me: "Yeah, but it's been a while. I bet I've still got it though."
>she laughs
>Her: "How long do you think anon will be?"
>My heart was beating wildly and my body was shaking
>Me: "I'm not sure, but he talks a lot, why?"
>She take off her shirt and starts to unbutton her pants.
>Dumbfounded, I just stare like a sperg
>Her: "lol, aren't you going to undress too?"
>undress and start to make out
>slip pointer finger into her
>she moans
>do this for like 3 minutes
Then it happens.
>A wicked stench purges it's way into my nose

Then basically, I told her I needed to piss. I only had 1 condom on me (I'm my wallet) she left, I didn't cum, I didn't get to feel her insides, still a virgin to this day. I literally had it and threw it away. Looking back, I dun goofed.

>>35527705
kek what was it that smelled bad?

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>>35527705
>A wicked stench purges it's way into my nose

>>35527884
Her fucking septic-like pussy, friend.
My friend told me, the next day, that he had to throw his sheets away and that was the only reason "I owed him." New sheets.
Zozzle
But I do regret not following through with it though...

>>35526659

>And what happens when she doesn't follow your script Einstein?

Nigger its three lines that you have to manage to pop in the conversation. How the rest of the conversation goes doesnt really matter, its all just a set up for the last line anyways. She either says yes or no to that, if yes, cool, if no, at least you tried.

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>>35528043
Wait that can't be normal. Despite doing >>35524909 at 20 I actually ate pussy at 17 one time(another failed to loose my virginity story) and it did not taste bad as far as I can remember. To be fair I was very drunk but still.

>>35528287
I don't know m8. All I know is that, that memory scarred me and I don't like Dogwood trees now.
It smelled similar to that.

>>35528437
>tfw living in an apartment and there's one outside my window rn
lel, i know where you're coming from. shit's blooming rn, luckily i'm more or less used to the stench after ten years living here

>>35524209
do this, girls are much more accepting of aspies these days, I lost my v card to a co-worker who I told i was an aspie to and was awkward as fuck to her.

>Be me
>go to collegue 4 years ago
> had a gilfriend for about 3 years
>never had sex with her, but a fuckton of handjobs

i know i am retard

>>35528934
No, you're a normie
Now get the fuck out