>"Oh Anon, I had no idea you felt this way! Why didn

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>"You know I really like spending time with you Anon. I know you hate talking about yourself too much but even from you've told me I feel like I'm getting to know someone who I can't help but care very much about. I felt really bad for asking you the other day whether you'd ever been in love or not. I mean I figured you'd say yes but even when I was asking it I sort of realized your answer would be no. But it's a shame, really, because to me you really someone I can't imagine myself not being in love with."


[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-9xTj2gD4M ]

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>"I had a real fun time today. And thanks for walking me to my door, I appreciate it. Huh? Oh god, that's my sister coming to the door. She must have seen us coming through the gate. Where are you going? Oh. Well. I mean I'd like her to meet you if you don't mind. I promise she'll like you. Considering how much I've talked to her about you she keeps saying she can't wait until I introduce you! Hey do you mind if we kiss real quickly before she comes out? Sorry I've been wanting to all day and if I don't say something I'm going to explode"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntISSXqcGaI ]

>>35522814
>>35522833
>>35522859
Fucking liar. This is completely original.

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They're trying to set me up. The second I let my guard down, a pack of normies is gonna round the corner laughing at me.

Things women will never say to you thread? Things women will never say to you thread!

>>35522814

I had a lovely girl say this to me.
It didn't "fix" me or made me want to keep living. I don't know what to do.

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>"Oh hey. Your name's Anon, right? Sorry, we used to sit together in history class last year. Yes, that's right. Hey I'm staying with my grandparents for a while and I noticed that you live on the same street. I'm walking home later if you maybe want to walk together or something. It's such a long walk, we may as well be bored together! Oh, are you sure? Cool! Well I'll be waiting on the lawn by the concrete picnic tables. See you later!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK2CcNng5Ic ]

a girl would never say this, faggot.

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>ey anon you wanna ride on dis thicc bitch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLJsPJVBEs

>>35523114
Not to you anyway.

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>anon, I hear you want stronk slav girlfriend to fight of muslim invaders?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

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>>35522976
you've hit it right on the spot. once had a girl say this kind of shit to me, but then once I actually wanted to kiss, she left for some Chad who used to bully me.
People are all the same

>>35522859
>kiss
>get boner
>ruin everything

this is a d a m n good thread. usually the music is whatever but this time its fucking killer

>>35523352
minus anyone who isn't op

>>35523352
I like the thick girls song. Keeping it fresh.

Why can't one girl say this to me and I'll be with her for rest of my life

https://123movies.is/film/keith-5422/watching.html

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>"Aren't you lonely Anon? Living the way you are? Oh I don't know, it's just you seem like such a private and self-sufficient kind of guy, but you also seem sort of, well, sensitive. To me at least. I'd hate to think you were lonely, because I really would like to get to know you. I haven't said anything before now because it didn't look like you wanted anybody in your life, but if you want to get to know me then I'd sure like to get to know you too"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh2VfWp5scE ]

FUCK THIS THREAD
FUCK THIS THREAD
EVERYTIME YOU POST THIS THREAD I CANT HELP BUT READ THROUGH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FUCKING POSTS AND IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
NONE OF THIS WILL EVER HAPPEN
HONESTLY AND UNIRONICALLY KILL YOURSELF

>>35523643
Originally this.

Life is shit, and shit is all it will ever be don't make me think about it

>>35523643
shut up you fucking retard. OP keep up the good work. this is fuel for my fantasies

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>"Oh wait, there's an eyelash in your eye. Hold still! I almost had it. Anon! Quit blinking or I'll lose it. There, got it!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCiUtRnG-bg ]

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>"Anon, Jesus Christ, I can't believe how you sit on your arse all day, complaining about having no girlfriend when you're unemployed, have no social life or means to get out of the doors. Do you honestly think some manic pixie girl will one day knock on your door and embrace you? If you really want a girlfriend, go outside and get a life, you pathetic asshole."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rqgwIEAu8Y ]

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surely things will get better

surely

surely

>>35523935
Around The Moon is comfier desu

>>35523986
and weeeee daaaannccceeed allllll nigggghtt

>>35524091
AND WE'LL HOLD EACH OTHER TIGHT

>>35524138
never known any other fans of these guys

>>35523935
Anon post moar I need to cum

>>35522814
>>35522833
>>35522859
brb killing self originally

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>"A-anon... I like it here. Just lying under the covers with you. Satiating in each others warmth, feeling each others heart-beats, syncing our rhythms of life together. I love it here. You are everything that I imagined you to be, like in the stories, but better. I love you anon. Please, never leave. Just stay under the covers with me."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGL5SXrCFXk ]

>>35524289
They're pretty normie now. I was an early advocate (saying that literally means nothing, and I guess I'm only saying it because subconciously I want to boost my ego or something) of the movie A Swedish Love story, which is used for the video of Round the Moon. It's an amazing movie, stylistically and otherwise. One of the finest coming-of-age movies ever made IMO.

>>35524345
Come on nigga, if you're going to imitate the guy who usually posts these at least make them realistic. "satiating in each others warmth"? That doesn't make sense nor would anybody say it.

>>35524388
I don't think any girl would say these things in this thread.

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>>35524388
Stop complaining and try to make some yourself.

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>"Anon I don't care if you don't have any friends. It doesn't bother me. Do you really think I like you as much as I do because of who your friends are? Or what your childhood was like? Or what you do on the weekends? Anon it's you I like. You. It's you who made my heart beat the way it did when I first met you and it's you who makes it beat that way every time I'm around you. You're my type Anon. It's as simple as that. And I just hope you're willing to overlook my imperfections because I've already overlooked yours."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK2CcNng5Ic ]

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>>35522814
These threads are fucking terrible, but OP like Robbie Basho. That's patrician af.

>>35524369
I had no idea they were normie now. I like the first ep, thought the album was so-so desu. might have to give the film a look

>>35523643
Yep to this

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>"Shh Anon, please don't be sad. You know how much it hurts me to see you like this. Please calm down. Just come lie here beside me and rest your head in my lap. Come on, you're not going to solve anything when you're all agitated like this. Please, just do it for me. Just close your eyes and try and get some rest, okay? I promise I'll be here when you wake up. I love you Anon, I love you so much and all I want is to see you happy."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=malJUMz2A9Y ]

Whoever is dedicating time for this must be hopeless as well. This is an unhealthy anime faggot pandering that will only hurt you when you're back to reality that is booze sex and hedonism.

i like these threads because for a brief few moments it's like i'm not dead inside

>>35522814
Why you do this to me
oreganoli[spoiler/]

Are any of these real?
I have a real one. Its pretty sad though. Bitter sweet?
She got a boyfriend. That should tell you enough...

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>>35524345
>>35524940
fucking delete this now

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>>35523550
stop. this is giving me too much pain

the waves of feels that are coming at me because no one will ever say this to me is too strong

>>35524940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wUQMM1EpJ3
just for you boys ;;-) :*

>>35525513
is that dog okay? what happened next

>>35525597

A rescue helicopter flew in to rescue the dog but the helicopter crashed into the waterfall, killing everyone aboard and the dog

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>>35522814

why do you guys do this to me really?
All I want is someone to say those things to me really. Not even my family enjoys my company, and I treat them all very well

WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS

>>35524409
girl has said the heartbeats and under the covers thing to me before

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You have to stop posting Anon, this isn't okay

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>>35522814

>mfw this post hits me on a personal level, because I know I'll never, EVER hear this

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>>35525531
please respond rgafvbn

>>35522814
Pictures of girls snuggled up in bed make me feel comfy and warm from a fraction of a second, then cold and miserable when I realise I'll never be there with them.

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> "Hey anon ive seen your flickr account and you seem to be into photography too. I thought maybe you'd like to go to the city with me tomorrow and take some pictures on the street?"

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> "This cool new exhibition at the musum i told you about is opening tomorrow. Wanna go? We can have some sushi afterwards."

>>35525630
That is lies, people made a human chain and saved the doggo

Fuck you

>>35522814
>Robbie Basho
Fucking hell, anon.

moar please OP

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>>35526369
>>35526446
Take your shitty trap fuckery back to /lgbt/ you useless swine. This is a thread for feels, not whatever this bullshit is

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>>35522859
>>35522814
>>35522833
this post contains 0.00% original content

robots are such a paradox

SOMEBODY BUMP THIS FUCKING THREAD WITH ANOTHER GIRL

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>>35523643
I WANT TO FUCKING DIE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW REEEEE

>>35526446

Faggots ruin everything I swear

Go back to watching your anime you fat fuck

>>35522976
>friends once offered a former oneitis 200 bucks to pretend to like me for a week (she said no thank god)

i've been paranoid of this happening ever since and i think i subconsciously reject anything that could be construed as an advance towards me as just friendly teasing

>>35522814
>tfw someone actually said this to me and further down the line I sperged out and ruined the whole thing

JUST

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>>35522814

I'm going to die alone and be eaten by my cats before I know how it feels to hear that. Haha!

>>35525531
die troglodyte

>>35524940
it sucks knowing that this will never happen