If you could add 50 years to any living human being's life,

G. Soros

but with his money, the old fucker would probably just get another organ(s) transplant and continue to live on like the proto-vampire he is.

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Stop waiting for me to die

I would sell it to the highest bidder if I can't use it, then use it to neet for the rest of my life

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>>35521757
>grant 50 years of life to person you love
>they get to watch everyone and everything they loved in life die and crumble away
>give to Chad, he cucks you for 50 more years

Can I redeem for cash or something?

Some African child soldier who has been treated like utter garbage but who is kind of heart and will grow up to be a good man.

as long as the 50 years are shaved off my own life

Linus Torvalds of course, he's the only thing between a free Linux and a corporate graveyard Linux.

Just imagine all the crap code that would get accepted because "it's easier for our company" if it weren't for him.

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>>35521922

You are a good person and you deserve happiness

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>>35521757
Depends on who would pay the most

Shigeru Miyamoto

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>>35521922
>African
>gets 50 years added to his lifespan
>instead of starving to death like normal he continues to live in perpetual agony
>malnourished and hungry, his body shutting down yet he's still unable to die because someone on 4chan decided to prolong his suffering for decades
savage

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>>35522116
>>35522251
One of these, that is for sure.

>>35521757
Anders Brevik, just so that he can kill more commies in the future.

>>35521757
>Wanting to extend the life of a president who will only be in for 4 years.

I'd choose myself. I don't care about no rules, I'd break them and then choose myself. Checkmate atheists.

id choose my own father so i could disappoint him for extra 50 years

Try sell it to rich dudes somehow. Probably end up being locked in a secret underground bunker by the CIA within a year or so.

>>35522172
Only correct answer

Originally

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>frame my bully for a crime that will give him at least 200 years in prison
>grant him 50 additional years to suffer

Yeah, Trump hasn't had an easy enough life as is. Let's give him another 50 years.

Honestly I wouldn't give 50 years to anybody.

Now if you asked me about taking away 50 years then I would gladly gift that to someone.

My mother. She has a little brother to raise, and I want him to be happier than me.

>>35522116

Ok that actually is a sensible answer.

Some kid who is going to die young due to a disease that's not painful or shit

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Noman chomsky.

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>>35522488
oh God I like the way you think

I'd auction it for a billion dollars to someone like Soros or Gates.

Give it to my oneitis

Putin so he could take over the world

A girl I know. Gubberish

Zizek so that shitposting irl may continue.

>>35521757
Give it to my partner, then poison her. This ensures she doesn't die early due to another cause, but also makes sure she doesn't have to live alone for fifty extra years. I kill myself as she finally dies fifty years later.