I just sharted in my pants and I'm in a company meeting

>>35520404
Be a man stand up and leave, its not a important meeting if you have time to post a thread you stupid cuck, make something up and dip out

>>35520404
Also if you wont leave time stamp the shart or a picture of it at least

What kind of country do we live in when a man must wallow in his own shart?

>>35520404
is spontaneous shit an american thing?

>>35520404
That's what you get for trying to fart in a meeting. Always that one guy thinking he can get away with it because it's silent, making everyone feel awkward.

>>35520427
There's not much individual oversight so I'm phoneposting. I could technically leave but it's really frowned upon... and what do I say? That I shit myself like a preteen?

>>35520447
Maybe? I think it's pretty common

>>35520552
I was trying to hold it but I couldn't hold it any longer... and the meeting ends in 15 minutes so I was so close