>super horny >decide to make a homemade fleshlight using

>>35519076
Post a pic so we can see how bad it is and whether or not you're going to need to go out and get it taken care of

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>>35519091
I WON'T POST A PICTURE OF MY DICK FOR YOU FAGGOTS TO JACK OFF TO

What does this pringles flashlight look like?

Pics OP

>>35519076
>a pringles can

wat

>>35519076
I know this is probably a joke, but if it isn't your better rush to a hospital right now, or say goodbye to your junk forever. Someone will literally have to chop it off with a fucking cutter. Get your shit together and call 911 right now.

>>35519131
What's the rarity status of that Pepe? Can I download it for future use?

>>35519149
>>35519150

Not OP, but I made mine very easily. Fill an empty pringles can with sponges (put two sponge's soft side on each other and put them in the can). Put a latex glove between the last set of sponges and use it to cover the pringles can opening.

Now you're able to slide your dick in the pringles can, with the sponges acting a vagina. It's super cheap and works decently.

I reccomend using lube and putting warm water in the sponges so they're extra soft.

>>35519205
1/200 not rare no you will inflate it further

>>35519076
>>huge cut on my forehead

wow how did that happen

>>35519131
Guess someone is okay with losing their peepee I guess it'll be much easier showing mummy than showing us when it starts to get infected :^)

Post the homemade fleshlight.
If you're serious about your penis you should call an ambulance immediately.

>>35519351
I'm paying some jew doctor to tell me to put a bandage on it