*blocks your path* HEH, you thought you got rid of me huh? you're

Turn 360 degrees and run with my arms behind me away

>>35518783
hs your autistic

>shitty garden backyard
>tacky autustic shoes

this cosplay is almost good

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>>35518783
You actually think you can beat me with this, kiddo? Great joke, but now comes the serious part...

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>>35518814
*teleports in front of u and slices you in two*
Pshh....one down. *smirks*

>>35518843
Heh, you underestimate me. I've mastered the forbidden technique while I was gone. None of you are leaving alive!!
*assumes the forbidden Z Stance*
*unleashes Tanban Hayate Kudasai Z at you*

Why do white people wear these shoes or just spergs in general

They don't look good

>>35518895
I counter with the "Blade of 1000 Moons."
Do I win?
>may the autism be with us

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>>35518930
So, you show yourself at last...my rivale!!
*flash steps a few feet away for improved distance*
Heh.... I knew cutting down these small fry would bring you here. Even at the dojo you acted like this. Basically what I'm saing is, you're predictable, kid!!

*assumes the False Sun Stance*
but things are different now. I can cut you down with 1/15th of my strength!

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>>35519012
uhhmm..
errr......
*kils u*

hehee tak dat

ur blud slooshs awn mummys gwass lon

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>>35518895
*blocks the attack*
How cute, did your mommy teach you this?
Now prepare for your demise!

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>>35519071
Heh, nice try kid but mummy's toys can't touch me!!
*bats your tendies away and stabs u five times in a second*

>>35519074
NUH?! How could you block that?!! *sweats a little*
Guh, no matter..... Heheh, I still have tricks up my sleeve.... I'm going to take you all down, WITH THIS BLADE!!
*lunges at you with the Zubate Hayai technique*

>>35519148
*I reach into my backpack to retrieve my most trusted pokeman
"Go Alakazam."
*You stare at me in disbelief.
"Heh, this party's getting crazy." "Alakazam, use psybeam."

>>35518783
Why do they always fuck it up with the shoes?

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>>35519148
Pathetic.
*parries attack, throws your sword down*
Now you see what 30 years of training in the way of the Hawking looks like!
*builds particle accelerator*
Say goodbye, worm!
*bombards you with protons at 99.9% the speed of light*

>>35519071
Noice, Apu

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Heh, now we've got ourselves a fight...

>>35519200
*pulls out a pokebal while charging up my strength in my sword hand*
Arcachu, handle this!
*I send out Arcachu, a pikachu with the powers of arceus and the strength of 5 legendaries*
*Arcachu holds off the psybeam with .00000001% of his strength*


>>35519229
*moves at 100% the speed of light to dodge your attack and grab my blade*
Heh, you're quick...but I'm QUICKER! *smirks*
*Pulls out the Wakazishi of 800 Suns for dual wield capability*
*unleashes a dual Aether slash at the heart of the accelerator*

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>>35519350
So you dared to go that fast, hm... I knew at one point i had to do it.
*slashes greatsword into the fabric of spacetime itself*
Ever tried attracting stronger, fool?!
*earth collapses into itself*
*black hole forms*
This world is going down, with you being the start!
*unleashes Slash of Unending Darkness at you*
DIE! DIE! DIE!

>>35519350
*Seeing Alakazam's psybeam prove ineffective, I decided the only choice is to surrender.
"Alakazam enough.
*I then try to gain your favor/forgiveness by having my faithful companion massage your prostate, through the means of telekinesis

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>>35519434
GHH!! This....this power....!! I....have to use it....
*Assumes the Half Sun Stance, Z Variation*
This will use at least 2/20ths of my power, but to save the earth...!!
*initiates Sun Seeker X*
*the Blade of 1000 Suns burns with the strength of the suns from the nearest 1000 galaxies*
*the temporal power of the combined suns reforms the earth and starts holding back the force of the black hole*
*catches the Slash of Unending Darkness with the burning blade of justice*
*sweats**smirks*H....heheh..... That was pretty close..... I haven't been tested like this in a long time, kid!!

XD IM POSTING THIS ONREDDIT!! 1

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>>35519607
So now, worm, let us see how you fare against my mental abilities!
*bends spacetime into a twin tower shaped loop*
In this world, my thoughts are law, and NOTHING CAN BEAT ME! Did you ever have a fear of god turning against you? Now, you should.

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pick one to defend you

>>35518783
Why did my son turn into this

>>35520013
cuz he gay lol

>>35518895
is there ever actually a reason to hold a sword like this?

>>35519814
ogden

>>35518783
those shoes really complete the outfit

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>>35519814
*summons Lemuel to the field*
HEH....you've played our hand.
Time's running short, so we're gonna end this fast. Nothing personnel kid, but I've got bigger fish to fry!!
*Lemuel unsheathes the Sword of Solomon*
*powers up the Sword of Solomon with the power of 1000 suns*
*blasts up to half strength and assumes the Pure Sun Stance*
*smirks*IT'S OVER, KID!!
*join with Lemuel and unleash the ending attack, Wakaba Zenshii Sun Seeker Z*
*the spacetime loop is shattered with the force of every sun in the univese*
*you get slashed apart by Lemuel's followthrough attack, Lithuanian Heartbeat*
Pff.... That was close, but it's time to go.
*smirks*
*teleports away to the next mission*

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Heh...you're all no match for my watashi-hiki vape poison!
*I take the deepest vape of my life and blow it out. This encompasses the area from 100 miles around.
Heh...you have no chance fools! This poison will force its way into you and will disintegrate you from the inside out! You've lost! Hahaha!

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>>35519229
>*builds particle accelerator*

>>35518895
Silly mortal, the grandma was only a hologram!

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>>35520543
*uses falcon punch*

>>35520555
No match for my aural shield. Have you any other tactics besides passing gas? En garde!

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>>35521215
why would he, gas is the best combat option ever

>>35519148
Anybody else notice his "belt"?

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>>35519229
>the Way of the Hawking
>particle accelerator

>>35521241
His vapor is unable to penetrate the magical merkabah aural force field therefore it is rendered useless. It will take more than that to defeat me!

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>>35521215
>>35521258
HA! Did you really think I wouldn't account for that?
*I turn the knob on my vape and take another vape. I blow out the air in your direction*
Watashi-Hiki DEVOUR MODE! My poison vape smoke will devour your aura and only make it stronger! Struggle as you might, there is no escape!

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*dodges debt collectors*
psssh... nothin personnel spook

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I guess I'm needed here.
*Runs in and spars intensely*
*Fires muon beam at you*


(this really is me, kek)

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>>35519229
>He needs technology to accelerate particles

Hey, I just finished putting together my virginal outfit like those in the pics.
Well, it's not katana & fedora, and it's not black either, but it's in the same spirit of autism.
I have nobody to take me pictures though ;_;