>Mom solved the poop penetration paradox
It's over lads, what do i do?
>>35518141
>Mom found the dong distributing unit
Oh shit boiis
>>35518141
what the flying fuck is a "poop penetration paradox" anon?
>>35518479
>he doesn't have a poop penetration paradox
I think you are on the wrong board anon
>>35518141
>Father found the penis pelmatogram
>dad found the trap porn
>mema solved the smegma enigma
>>35518692
First time I've smiled today
>grandpa fell into the crusty caverns
RIP
>step mom found her "missing" cum stained panties
>under my bed
It's over , I have made terms with life and accepted death
>dad got lost in the shit log maze
>>35518141
>I ducked my own dick today
>daddy got his dick chought in the spum-spinner
fuck
>>35518141
>mom found the impregnation index
>Sister succumbed to the syphilis singularity
She a ho.
>bubbah found the bum banger
A-at least he didn't find the goo grinder
>>35518479
It's another made up term by teens/normies that think they're robots.
They're killing this board.
>Dad's son found the ritual of summoning the gateway to the dick cheese dairy.
>dad fused with the cum homunculus
He's become more powerful that I could ever imagine lads
>sister found the cum sock demon succubus summoning pentagram
>Little brother uncovered the cum conondrum
Hold me lads...
>tfw just found nephew's fecal insignia
>>35518141
>wife's daughter found the vaginal mucus
>uncle conquered the dick dynasty and killed the ejaculate emperor
it's over lads
>Cousin, twice-removed, extrapolated the paedophilia fetish from the loli-shota enrichment plant.
>>35518141
> Purple Aki found the owner of the local gym.
It's all over now. I'll need to train at home.
Sometimes I wish I was omnipotent.
I want to spy through space on the people posting these threads and in them.
The looks on your faces as you do.
Then i'd appear in the hall or behind a door in your vicinity and knock but poke my head in like a dumb mom to spook you out.
>Step-dad stumbled upon the dingleberry dungeon
It was always too late.
>neighbors found the septic moat
>mom found the annoying forced meme
J U S T
>mom found the ovulation beta-hormones pills under my bed
>havent seen mummy in days
>starving from lack of tendies
>found her shoe near the cumrantula cave
>dad found the multidimensional rape dungeon
FUG
>>35520531
>normies found the robot board
its over
>nan found the spunknic trajectory apperatus
>>35518141
>great uncle emancipated my fartslave midget
REEEEEE
>>35520531
>normies found the robot board
>extradimensional deity found the original content
>Doctor saw the terboculosis mitosis
Kill me now
>Tiny Tim trampled over the Titty troglodyte
Run
>brother aligned the yamagi rape crypto-entity
hlep ME GOD
>>35521202
nice pepe, stoling that