Reality Check Thread You are a straight male who grow up so

Oh shit i forgot about Goblin thanks OP

Everything you posted perfectly describes me except I grew up lower class and I'm religious to a degree

>>35512709
congrats psych major cuck you made some brain dead common sense observations, not even mostly acccurate tho.

>>35512709
>You think you are above intelligence but an underarchiever, you study the day before the test because you are "intelligent" and "lazy" in fact = stupid

Studying the day before and skipping classes was the definition of fucking retarded. I had a drug problem though that started developing 2nd semester freshman year because I was a coward and using was easier. I didn't handle my entire situation properly. Should have reached out for help. My pride stopped me.

>>35512709
You had a few things right about me video games part mostly. I am above average intelligence though.

>>35512709
> never played video games
> not underachieving
> live on my own
> don't like metal

Rest is pretty accurate desu

>>35512885
>above average intelligence
That's what stupid people say

>>35512709
Let's see how much you got correct
>straight male
Yes
>grew up in middle class playing lots of video games
Yes
>no social life due to video games
I wouldn't have had a social life anyway. Lots of people at my school liked video games.
>social failure
Yes
>think I'm above intelligence
I'm stupid and I know it. I have like 95 iq. Why the hell would I think I'm smart?
>underachiever
Yes
>"le smart but lazy" meme
No I'm just lazy. I hate faggots who say they're smart but lazy.
>between age 15 - 25
Yes I'm 18
>watched anime at some point in life
Never got into anime, surprisingly
>racist to some degree
Isn't everyone? I still believe in equal rights and all that shit. I just don't think we should act like cucks when addressing the topic.
>non religious
I'm Catholic
>one close male friend since high school
High school is when I lost all my friends. I have no friends at all. I'm completely alone.
>thought all women are whores at some point
Yes, but then began to see men as whores, too. Sex = degenerate. It is to be used solely for procreation.
>virgin
Yes
>living with parents
Living in college dorm
>watch kids shows
Wow you really got me! Spongebob and Pokemon are really degenerate aren't they! What a fucking nostalgiafag! He should be stoned to death.
>listen to metal or music that goes against society
No I don't. I listen to what I think sounds good. Right now, that is prog rock, psych rock, and big band jazz.

>tfw goblin came out 5 years ago

>>35512709
OP IS A GAY FAGGOT

>>35512709
Some of this is accurate, some of it is wildly inaccurate but what is your point?

>>35512709
Those are broad generalizations which would clump 80% of 4chan into it. You should read us some horoscopes while youre at it.

>in college and HATE it
>live at home
>no job
>19
>never watched or had interest in anime
>only like trance/dnb
>obsessed with looks

where do i fall

>>35513072
This is a recipe to make a failure

>>35513106
Go back to /fit/ and /fa/

>>35513119
Okay, go on.

Oh my fucking God you almost hit every point with 99% accuracy

Thats hilarious

Close. I'm a woman and I never played video games.

>>35512709
There is nothing wrong with being a straight white male.

If you think smart but lazy is a meme you are a brainlet. People who surpass the smartness threshold realize there is no point to anything and simply quit the rat race. You brainlets are comparable to rats.
t. dropout NEET w/ 99th percentile intelligence

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>>35512709
Wrong about most of the things. The things you were right about are easy generalizations though, and can easily apply to most males in society.

>lower class
>played video games, but had a social life
>don't think I'm "above intelligence", I assume you meant above average?
>study day before test (as if everyone doesn't do this)
>27, not 15-25
>watched an anime at some point in life (again, as if there are people who haven't seen an anime before?) Personally I hate anime
>racist to some degree
>college fagget (already graduated 2 years ago)
>religious
>no close friends
>at some point in my life I thought women were whores, and I still do :)
>virgin
>live alone, and have done so for years
>don't watch tv or movies
>rarely listen to music, and it usually isn't metal or "going against society" types

K OP, I did your reality check. What's next?

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>>35512709
I played tons of video games because I was a social failure, not the other way around.

I think I an overachiever, I've always been pretty successful academically and pride myself on my academic accomplishments. It isn't laziness that holds me back, it's anxiety that prevents me from focusing. I work harder than most people I know, and probably most other college students on this board.

Not a virgin, don't live at home. Will occasionally watch SpongeBob, but haven't in a while.

Pic doesn't really make me insecure.

The rest is correct.

>>35512709
>there are people on /r9k/ who still think that looks isn't the only thing that matters
Social skills and personality are a meme. If we were all 8/10 or higher and did the same stuff it would not of negatively affected us when it comes to women. Just about everything you said is right but don't try to push the whole "you have no social life because you never tried" meme.

>>35512709
>study the day before the test
How about you stop projecting, OP?
Not all of us are brainlets like you

>>35512709
>racist to some degree
Not really.

>one close male friend since high school
No close friends.

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>>35512709
>You are a straight male
Whats wrong with this

>who grow up somewhere in the middle class
*Grew. Also whats wrong with this?

>playing tons of videogames
Most boys do in this day and age

>you did not have a social life thanks to the video games and ended up being a social failure
Not because of the video games

>You think you are above intelligence but an underarchiever
*Underachiever. I think I'm of average intellect.

>You study the day before the test because you are "intelligent" and "lazy" in fact = stupid.
I do this because I procrastinate, not because I'm dumb.

>You are between the age of 15 - 25
And?

>you watch anime at certain point of your life
*You watched anime at a certain point in your life
I watched DBZ when I was like 8, thats it.

>racist to some degree
No.

>probably a college faggot
Because getting educated is for faggots.

>non religious
*non-religious. This is a good thing.

>one close male friend since high school
No close male friends since high school.

>at certain point of your life you think "womens are whores"
*At a certain point in your life you think "women are whores". Some women are whores.

>probably virgin living in your parents house
I live in a basement suite I rent with a roommate.

>you wacth kids shows
*watch. No I don't.

>you listen metal
*You listen to metal. Yes, I listen to all kinds of music. Only idiots write off entire genres.

>or any band "to go against society".
What does this even mean?

>Pic Related, It make you insecure.
No it doesn't. Good for them for having the discipline and genetics to get an attractive body. I don't care about that.

Normally I don't pick apart grammar and spelling but I find it ridiculous that someone who can't write a coherent paragraph is passing judgement on others and calls them dumb.

>>35512709
>you did not have a social life thanks to the video games and ended up being a social failure

Tbh I had more friends when I was open about my vidya hobby

They were all autists who got cucked by an attention-whoring gamer girl though

>>35512709
You got more wrong than you got right. 0/10.
sage

>>35512709
>one close male friend since high school,
thats where your WRONG kiddo.

rest is pretty accurate though. Im not ashamed anymore.

>>35512709
>straight male
nope, bisexual trans
>middle class
yeah
>tons of vidya
bingo
>social life blah blah yeah
>intelligence but underachiever, in reality you're stupid
no i used to be smart but now i'm dumb i guess
>15-25
yeah
>anime at certain point of your life
yeah
>racist
not really
>college faggot
not yet
>non religious
nope, christian
>one close male friend since high school
nope, i didnt even have friends in high school
>women are whores
nope,women do whatever i guess
>virgin in parents house
yeah
>kids shows
only if i want to get a relapse of nostalgia
>metal bla bla
nop

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>>35513653
>Christian
>Bisexual
>Trans

I wish i had video games.

Was naturally awkward and poor, tried to study hard so i would have decent job, got depressed when my dad died, and now i'm here with no job and no gf

>>35513558
Pamperchu would be sucessful with womens if he had David Gandy face? Nah dude you are wrong

>>35512994
Since I was going to go through his list and you also put up the effort, I'll reward you with responding to some of your post

>Isn't everyone? I still believe in equal rights and all that shit. I just don't think we should act like cucks when addressing the topic.

I feel you. I don't think any form of legally instituted racism (or any -ism) is permissible because I'm very much a fan of enlightenment-era views on governing. I'm a libertarian in theory, but in reality I think governments can make societies better.

>I'm Catholic

Well that's just stupid. Honestly I can understand people believing that there's more than meets the eye to the world, but any particular dogma? Fucking crazy

>Sex = degenerate. It is to be used solely for procreation

People on this board and other alt-right-type platforms use "degenerate" like labeling something that somehow makes it inherently bad.

Sex feels good. As long as nobody's being used against their will, there's no fucking problem.

>Right now, that is prog rock, psych rock, and big band jazz

I like your tastes.

I'll do my responses in a minute.

friends are gay who hangs out with boys and talks and laughs like a little girls it's honestly gross
never thought women are whores but i sure love the ones that are
video games are stupid except bad indie games that are semi-ironically popular on youtube
racism is hilarious and anyone who takes it seriously is a paranoid idiot doesn't understand that racists are harmless poor people with no influence or power
not virgin kids shows are gay metal is goofy and lame
also tyler the creator is the charlie the unicorn of rap music well done for being a snooty little hype beast faggot who can't talk to girls with an iq higher than 80 without having to hide your swag level

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>>35513729
>metal is goofy and lame
DELET

>>35513694
You could get away with anything if you looked like him. Women would still want you.

>>35513664
dumb frogposter

yeah i have no fucking idea myself t b h

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>>35512709
Yeah I didn't bother reading all that, probably doesn't apply to me given that I'm not a khv like everyone else here.

Tbh though, your pic doesn't make me insecure. They also look weak. Pic related is my goal body.

I have the same measurements, just need to get the mass

>>35513877
You will never look ideal with tiny wrists.
Give up, your parents ruined your future with your conception.

>>35512709
>You are a straight male who grow up somewhere in the middle class playing tons of videogames
I wouldn't say tons, but I did go through a Diablo II addiction for a year or so
>you did not have a social life thanks to the video games and ended up being a social failure
Had plenty of social life because I did drugs. Being a stoner in high school is like an automatic social life
>You think you are above intelligence but an underarchiever, you study the day before the test because you are "intelligent" and "lazy" in fact=stupid
I know I'm at basically middle-ground intelligence, but I have a gift for memorizing shit. I use it to be lazy but not fail at life
>You are between the age of 15 - 25
Turing 30 this year
>you watch anime at certain point of your life
Still do occasionally, but I have a hard time getting into new shows
>racist to some degree
Not notably so
>probably a college faggot
Graduated last year and got an awesome job in my field (geography)
>non religious
This should be the default
>one close male friend since high school
I have plenty of close friends, but one best friend for whom I would do practically anything. Dude saved my life
>at certain point of your life you think "womens are whores"
I found that to be a positive thing. Touching on the stoner-in-high-school thing again. As long as people aren't cheating or otherwise using others, sex is always good.
>probably virgin living in your parents house
Bitch I have 2 houses, paid zero money down, and the VA guaranteed my loan. Renter in my first house pays the mortgage on that one and subsidizes this one.
>you wacth kids shows
Not really. I mean I watch adult cartoons like South Park
>you listen metal or any band "to go against society".
Metal is just fucking cool, but so is pretty much any ~rock. I also love girly pop because I love female voices.
>Pic Related, It make you insecure.
Nah, while I'm not sculpted I'm in good shape. Thanks, army. I want the rest of my fucking hearing back though

>>35512709
>one close male friend since high school
you fucked up, I never had friends

>>35512709 (OP) #
Let's see how much you got correct
>straight male
Yes
>grew up in middle class playing lots of video games
Significantly poorer than middle class, but yes lots of vidya
>no social life due to video games
It wasn't due to video games
>social failure
Pretty much
>think I'm above intelligence
I wouldn't say above-average, but I'm certainly not stupid.
>underachiever
Yes
>smart but lazy XDDD
More like smart but mentally ill. I know my own limitations.
>between age 15 - 25
Of course
>watched anime at some point in life
Fuck anime
>racist to some degree
You could apply that to almost any human demographic and be mostly accurate. Come on.
>non religious
Ethnic Kekistani
>one close male friend since high school
Nope
>thought all women are whores at some point
Most people make generalizing assumptions about the opposite gender at some point
>virgin
Yes
>living with parents
Yes
>watch kids shows
Nope
>listen to metal or music that goes against society
I listen to whatever the fuck I want to listen to

>it's an autists genuinely respond to the OP point by point thread

I hate you all.

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>>35512709
W-we are not g-gonna have this thread frequently... r-right guys?

>>35512709
>You are a straight male who grow up somewhere in the middle class playing tons of videogames
Yep
>you did not have a social life thanks to the video games and ended up being a social failure.
Video games were the only part of my upbrining that made me more social
>You think you are above intelligence but an underarchiever, you study the day before the test because you are "intelligent" and "lazy" in fact = stupid.
Well, i got pretty far in terms of my career. You're right, if I wasnt lazy I could do a lot more
>You are between the age of 15 - 25, you watch anime at certain point of your life, racist to some degree, probably a college faggot, non religious, one close male friend since high school
Nah, im 28 and im a wagecuck
>at certain point of your life you think "womens are whores"
No
>probably virgin
No
>living in your parents house
Yes
>you wacth kids shows
No
>you listen metal or any band "to go against society"
No

>ou are a straight male
Straights pushing it
>who grow up somewhere in the middle class
Trailer park
>playing tons of videogames
yup
>you did not have a social life thanks to the video games
No it's because I was emotionally abused and couldn't form relationships with other people
>and ended up being a social failure.
Established
>You think you are above intelligence but an underarchiever,
No, I'm a dumbass who doesn't put in effort
>you study the day before the test because you are "intelligent" and "lazy" in fact = stupid.
Again, established
>You are between the age of 15 - 25, you watch anime at certain point of your life,
Whoever wrote this is between 5 and 500. woooow.
>racist to some degree
a lot
>probably a college faggot, non religious,
yup
>one close male friend since high school,
none
>at certain point of your life you think "womens are whores",
They are, most just aren't aware of what they're doing
>probably virgin living in your parents house,
no and no
>you wacth kids shows,
no
>you listen metal
lmao no
>or any band "to go against society".
I mostly listen to lofi or meme shit on soundcloud

Congrats, you found me out. I'm a male and I played video games.

>straight white male
hell ye boi
>playing videogames and have no social life
actually vidya helped me find friends with the same hobbies as mine
>social faliure
nope, i just despise most cunts
>underachiever
used to be, changed a lot now
>"lazy"
not lazy, i just don't give a shit about useless stuff
>15-25
true
>watched anime at some point
anime is shitty
>racist to some degree
yep, too many sandniggers in my country atm
>"women are whores"
i did believe that, but now it doesn't matter to me if she's clean or not
>virgin
not anymore
>living with parents
planning to move out after college
>listen to metal to go aganist society
i listen to metal sometimes, but french house is the way to go for me


>inb4 normie chad reeeeee
most of you fags aren't even robots, stop being insecure

>>35512709
>I'm actually a college dropout who went from living in my car in 2015 to making almost $200K a year presently.
>havent lived with my parents since 16

Glad I'm not a statistic

You described my life to a T, except the music part

>>35513910
Speak for yourself dude, I was blessed with a large frame (broad shoulders, thick wrists, natural V shape, etc).

Literally just need to do a few years of bulk/cutting and I'll be xbox huge.

>You are a straight male who grow up somewhere in the middle class playing tons of videogames, you did not have a social life thanks to the video games and ended up being a social failure
Yes but I'm not a social failure anymore
> You think you are above intelligence but an underarchiever, you study the day before the test because you are "intelligent" and "lazy" in fact = stupid.
yes but I study weeks in advance
>You are between the age of 15 - 25
yes
>you watch anime at certain point of your life,
no
>racist to some degree,
yes
>probably a college faggot
university
>, non religious,
I am religious
>one close male friend since high school, at certain point of your life you think "womens are whores"
nope
>probably virgin living in your parents house
Wish I was, never settled with a proper gal.
The last one, oh I fell in love with her and got fucked over, fucking cunt, told her not hurt my feelings, did exactly that, first time I had emotions for a girl.
>at certain point of your life you think "womens are whores"
everyone thinks of that
>ou wacth kids shows, you listen metal or any band "to go against society".
no
>Pic Related, It make you insecure.
get fucked faggot I work out too

>So I sat at home jerking off until my dick was hurting"
get fucked i have fapped once this year

Shit thread faggot