Well robots, what chu waitin' for? Help make America great

Can I keep the mexilolis for myself instead of deporting them with their parents?

>Driving back from California to Texas
>Somewhere in between El Paso and Odessa
>Somewhere at like 4 AM get to a border patrol stop
>EXCUSE ME HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES?
>Uhh..like twenty-six years
>Asian with full slanty eyes and ID
>Okay ma'am you're free to go

I wonder what they do to Hispanic folk, worse, the ones without ID.

Would suck to live out in the middle of nowhere like that.

>>35510850
I lived in a junk town like that in Texas. You're just out in the desert roasting to death. Everyone's bored and depressed, like 90's Seattle with less money. At least the enchiladas are fuckin delicious.

>>35511237

In West Texas? What city? I drove through there and visited those bfe towns, pretty interesting tbwh

>>35510639
I want this job just so I can accept bribes from cartel members trying to cross the border.

>>35511255
Actually south Texas. It's called Laredo, and while I miss parts of it, I'm still glad I left all those years ago. Similar setup though:

> Border checkpoints
> Nothing for miles but sand and oil rigs
> Pretty out of the way, it's a 2 1/2 hour drive from any major American city. And that's going at a TEXAN speed limit.

>>35510639
Because I'm not physically fit enough to. I'd also be away from home a lot

>>35510639
>drug tests
>cut my hair/beard
>criminal history
>visible tattoos

nah pretty sure they don't want me.

>>35511625

I just assumed that border towns are pretty much just Mexico.

The West Texas small towns were pretty cool though, straight out of a movie