What do I do if every day I wanna be a rapper so bad I want

kill yourself son
never gonna make it

Obviously, rap every day or kill yourself.

iktf OP but I'm white so I'm even more fucked

Why not start rapping then?

>>35509914
You need to be cool and in a big city

>>35509930
There's a couple of robots on here that rap and upload their shit for others to check out. No one is stopping you.

>>35509968
In sure they'll blow up

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>>35509720
I know this feel, OP.
I have a younger brother that is cool and makes rap beats and stuff.
I'm stuck with crippling social retardedness and anxiety and depression to the point where singing, rapping, or even just talking in front of people is too much for me.
If i wasn't like this maybe I would want to try rapping.

>>35510022
Even if they dont, at least they're doing something they have a passion for.

>>35509930
No you don't.

You clearly don't give a shit about music then you just want the lifestyle.

>>35510056
THIS IS THE ONLY REASON TO MAKE MUSIC

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>>35509720

buy a microphone

start writing to free beats on youtube

https://soundcloud.com/lonelyoni

https://www.instagram.com/_._oni_._/

i'm dropping my 3rd track tonight and writing my 4th right now

i cant guarantee success for you or even myself but you gotta try

>>35510168
Are you the guy that made bad and 2d?

>>35510246
no you're thinking of

https://soundcloud.com/ssj-chad-marco

>>35509720

just rap every day until you can call yourself a rapper?

i personally hate rap, and think you're a faggot, but don't let that discourage you from living out your fantasies.

>>35510168
>https://soundcloud.com/lonelyoni
Your flow is so lazy and slow this barely count rap. Work on delivery

you have to be a Chad in order to be a rapper lol

like almost none of it's actually about the music just the person behind it

>>35509720
Make $UICIDEBOY$ or TeamSesh type music and write your feelings in rhyme. Don't complain. Do it.

>>35510401
>you have to be a Chad in order to be a rapper
Who is Buck 65?

>>35510397
i'm not a tryhard though

>>35509720
Get ghost followers for your Twitter account nigga

I've been rapping for a few years now and wrote material that is worth 3-4 albums already but I'm very critical of myself so every few months I just scratch the entire thing and decide to start a new, collecting new, "better" stuff. It's a vicious cycle in creating any sort of art or music if you have low self esteem, you will never ever be fully content with it

>>35510470
Someone nobody's ever heard of who's trying too hard most likely.

Look at any relevant rapper, they're all 9/10 Tyrones who literally repeat the same thing in autotune a few times over a FL studio beat made in some basement. They make millions because they are Chads.

>>35510476
You just sound like yet another generic new school rapper.

>>35510530
that's what's "in" now. i can rap like a motherfucker and spit bars but i'm trying to hit the lil uzi demographic. a "mumble rapper" as they call it

>>35510523
>9/10 Tyrones
Tell me more about how highly you rate these black men. And fuck off, Kanye is a short weirdo with emotional issues.

>>35509720
They're just selling an image man. Most people will never come close to that. It's the same as the lottery.

>>35510585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SfuTJCzvkI

>ugly god
>tyrone

i'm almost 99% certain he's a robot

>>35509720
why would you want to be a rapper? That guy also looks silly

>>35510582
Real hiphop heads don't dig that style though. Also there's nothing unique in doing that nowadays. If you aim to get to easy influenced teens who just follow what they're told is hip then that might work for you but you won't last long, the moment they find something new to adore which will happen fast. Doing something just because it's in is such a shitty reason imo.

Work on getting respect from colleagues instead of adapting to a contemporary style and you'll gain knowledge for generations that will allow you to leave a mark and set a trend, don't just follow a trend

It can't be that hard. I mean lots of people do it. I just tried for like ten minutes and couldn't come up with anything though. Damn, I must be retarded. Oh well.

>>35510739
>Real hiphop heads don't dig that style though

maybe the old heads find it unsavory but i have no desire to try to appeal to them, the genre is evolving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPfn4BCha-E

>tfw not the token white boy leading a black gang
Why carry on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssssO84qy9A&list=PL0vcsrxTSWngaWRPO-SejqN-l4htAEJS_&index=13

>>35509720
there are plenty of musicians that come from small areas. the internet is our best friend for getting attention. start rapping man. start learning theory, production, and actually start doing it.

>>35510821
in the song you linked they just did an 8 bar hook started with a short verse then skipped the hook and went straight into another verse. In your diamonds song you repeated teh hooks countless times to teh point where i wondered when you were gnna start rapping again

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>>35510971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Prfg3vyZkA

lol what about this then

>>35509720
Rap everyday until you die

You rapped yourself to death congrats

>>35511046
>hes not wearing the Senn HD600s

Pepe deserves a clean, pure non-colored sound with lots of detail. Pepe deserves the best

>>35511046
That's shit tho

oregano

>>35511232
from a certain perspective so is lil yachty and lil uzi vert and playboy karti but they're all blowing up

people like trash these days, i just do it ironically, you dont see a lot of super tryhard "socially conscious" or super lyrical, fast rappers blowing up these days

>>35511232
agreed
>>35511046
i agree with first anon his ignorant song is for 15 year olds who take retarded amounts of drugs

>>35511232
but anyway, i'm dropping a track tonight and the hook is almost nonexistant, only at the beginning and the end of the song. im curious what you'll think about it

>>35511339
even tho i judge you anon i'll check it out :]

>>35511403
i think you're going to like it and be impressed tbqh

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>>35511273
>i just do it ironically guise

>>35511526
found the buttblasted old head

dont worry you can always go listen to tupac

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>>35510624
>That white kid dabbing
Yeah, he's definitely a robot to have that shit with him.

>>35510035
You don't have to be a rapper just make music about your problems and don't worry about fame it can be both a blessing and a curse.

>>35511273
>blowing up
Tht phrase is in this thread 10x. Real musicians make music for the sake of making it, you guys are like toastie whores you only want the lifestyle

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>>35511403
just uploaded it

desu i wish i knew how to do the audio engineering side of this shit better

https://soundcloud.com/lonelyoni/broly-prod-thrillboy

>>35512756
Yeah you need a proper Dj to mix and master your shit that echo voice effect was trash, lyrics were lil yachty level tho if u we're going for the 14 year old white boy stoner crowd

>>35512839
>lyrics were lil yachty level tho if u we're going for the 14 year old white boy stoner crowd

you're cute, show me any lil yachty song with that much wordplay

>>35512945
>wordplay
LMAO please provide an example

>>35512992
i got bitches i got digits i got visions
burnin bridges fucked your missus on a mission
pockets heavy got me limpin so ambitious bitch im vicious
i got snakes who wanna kick it
im so rare, 1st edition
aint no fuckin competition
fuck yo bitch just like a piston
dirty sprite, i been sippin
poppin pills with no prescription
rockin gold like an egyptian
all my diamonds fuckin glisten
i been cookin in that kitchen
caught a body, mortician
military ammunition
said i love her she aint listen
thats okay its all forgiven
pet yo bitch like a kitten
im a villain, worth a million
bad bitch, she brazilian
and my other bitch sicilian
smoking blunts on the pavilion
if you want it be consistent

yo, i'm oni
hoes up on me
slap that bitch with my bologna
chasin cheese like macaroni
got no time for matrimony
top yo bitch like pepperoni
stackin money with my cronies
you aint shit bitch you a phony
we some tigers feel like tony
bitch im hot like rigatoni
ride yo bitch just like a pony
bitch im ballin call me kobe
call me oni wan kenobi
yeah she want my dick like moby
beat that pussy up like broly
have her sayin holy moly
i got sauce like ravioli
yo bitch text me say she lonely
she gon swallow me like yoshi
bitch i feel like master roshi
gucci robe i be so cozy

>>35513018
Where's the wordplay tho? Sounds like typical rhyme dictionary rap lol
Just a bunch of weak metaphors

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>>35513018
Not much more clever than yachtys first 4 bars on his most mainstream song lol

>>35513042
yachty can't compare in any way

would love to see some of your work though

>>35513078
>sunshine
>columbine

>2 syllables
>3 syllables

you're reaching

>>35513079
I'm a consumer not a producer and there's no id consume that shit lol ur @ 21 savage level lyricism

>>35513115
sounds like you're just jealous that you can't rap

slap that bitch with my bologna
chasin cheese like macaroni
got no time for matrimony
top yo bitch like pepperoni

if you don't think that's clever you can just suck my whole dick and go listen to logic

>>35513100
>syllables
If you have good delivery that is not a necessity you autistic
Rap doesn't have a specific formula don't try to be by the book

>>35513137
Ok I'm just going to assume I've been baited. You win holy shit 3/10 mad almost muttered under my breath

all you rappers focusing on lyrics needa stop

rap is all about delivery and melodies

>>35510582
>>35510739
lil uzi has a charismatic/energetic delivery tho

>>35509930
you need to kill your old self and become your rapper self. get some face and neck tattoos to show you've committed and thrown it all away.

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>>35510290
>>35510246

Yo that's me!

Also eggman just said hes down to do a colab for the r9k mixtape. This shit bout to be so turnt.

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>>35509720
Eminem was/still is a robot. If he can make it then so can you.

>>35509930
My friend has made me rap with him every couple of days and I couldn't at all before if you can follow a beat and rhyme you're already making progress if you want it so badly keep putting time into it you never know but if you never try how could you know? If you can make it you can sell it.

you're better off becoming a stock-trader. all of the rock star lifestyle with none of the paparazzi.

>>35513310
I want to but I'm scared

>>35513417
You can either sit in your room and be scared your whole life or get out there and actually do what you want to do with your life
Think about how you're gonna feel about your life in 40 years if you didn't chase your dream because you were scared

rap music has always been the goofiest lamest music next to over the top halloween spooky ass metal music
they try so hard with their bullshit gangsta swag aesthetic to the point of it being theatre and not real life
the whole cool talking rhyme thing is so self indulgent and crude it's fucking stupid
and their slang, mannerisms, values, and lyrics all just resemble what a 12 year old might think is cool
stop being a low iq moron and stop listening to this shit
all music with lyrics is like 50% wish fulfilment lame shit and 50% sad bullshit you're supposed to relate to and think about how sad and deep you are
music is gay

>>35513449
Thanks but how?

Original

>>35513518
What do you mean how?
You wanna rap right? Buy some basic equipment and record some shit in your room
Do that until your actually good
Reach out to local rappers that aren't that big to collaborate
The hard part is actually making good music. Watch a shit ton of tutorials on audio engineering
If you make good music everything will fall in place

Keep at it op, ive been doing it for a little over a year, not good at it myself but its fun and ive seen improvement from when i started. Just recorded this over my phone not near my comp or mic setup so shit quality but i make all my beats and write to them. Fun way to pass the time.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QZjrLxWSZy

>>35513553
I mean change my personality

>>35513635
You don't. Be you bro there's an audience for real. If you're a nerd be a nerd. Lil dicky is a good example of a lame white boy rapper who's actually talented

>>35509930

Death Grips started off in Sacramento/Stockton area. You'll do fine as long as you can spit fire. You have soundcloud :)

>>35513685
I want to go the city and be one of those street guys thoigh

>>35513832
make it happen then. you know what you want to do. just dont get shot

>>35513832
>I want to be one of those street guys
Hahahha oh so you just want the look
You're a faggot bro don't try to be what you're not if you have to ask how then everybody will see through you

>>35513893
No I produce and rap all the time

>>35513905
Yeah that doesn't mean you're street
That's something you're born into

>>35513926
That's not true but ok

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who /father/ here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyDCFmie9fY

>>35513936
It absolutely is dude trust me. It would be corny af for you to be "street"
>but how do I be a street guy?
If you have to ask that it's obviously not your thing dude

>>35513972
I don't really want to be a Chiraq killer but I at least want to not be an anxious bitch and keep a gun for protection and be tatted

>>35513994
Tattoos and a gun won't make you not beta lol
You sound like an insecure 12 year old who watched a gangster movie for the first time
Why would "being tatted" be something you aspire to be

>>35514018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saDB_uiyhYg&t=10m40s
ARE YOU TATTED EVERYWHERE?

>>35513555
Ayy that's dope bro
send me more stuff if you want
[email protected]

i really liked your style

Eminem is autistic, so you might have a chance, just apply that military grade autism to rapping.

>>35509720

Get that Danny Brown motivation and fucking DO IT, to quote an ageing meme.

>>35510168

How do I get 9k followers on insta

>>35515277
Buy em

>>35515977
that's how you get fake followers who dont interact with you and it becomes obvious