TFW edging myself for hours and my cock is dripping. Any

Christ anon the fuck is that 5"x6.5"?

Thats a goddamn chode if i've ever seen one.

get a job loser wtf

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>>35506744
I'm not gay, but please post more picture of big white meaty cocks

>>35506774
Not him, but it's definitely swelling from fapping for so long. Happens when you're uncut and fap to vigorously and for too long.

>>35506744
THICC DICC

I'm doing the same as I type this, been doing it off and on since 7am this morning. My balls are just ACHING.

>>35506842

Lol no. I don't think that has ever happened to me.

>>35506774

7 inches x 6 inches, anon. And yeah I feel like it does look a bit chode like. Oh well.

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>>35506802


Sure thing, Anon.

Orig

>>35506987
waait...I know that dick, you post it often, don't you?
Could you shave your balls?

>>35507043

Yes, anon. I have posted that pic before, maybe like 5 times. And sure.

>>35506744
>and that, kids, is how i caught an UTI
seriously, consider how much porn you are uploading into your brain to condition yoir behaviour
I think exactly this is what fucked up my social life, but I can't stop it

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>>35507043

Here is a shaved pic, anon.

>>35507272
...t-thanks, my dude. no homo

>>35506744
Edging is fun but I'd rather just cum a few times.

>>35507339

You're welcome, anon.

Maybe it's a little bit homo though.

>>35506744
Yeah, I've only cum twice in the past week but I've spent ~7 hours masturbating.

I've been trying to maximize my payload, I eat a lot of skyr, nuts and shellfish and also take a multivitamin high in zinc. I've upped my cum volume to 10mL which puts me in the top percentile.

>tfw no femanon gf to hose with cum

>>35507459

I've never though of doing that before...

What kind of shellfish do you eat and how much zinc do you take?

>>35506860

Do you have big loads, anon?

>>35507272
9.5/10 would suck

Face pic dude what you look like

>>35507513
Oysters and mussels, mostly. I stay within the daily recommended value because too much Zinc increases your risk of prostate problems, but not enough zinc is even worse.

Zinc and Selenium are the two minerals you want to maximize cum production. Strained yoghurt also includes probiotics that have been shown to greatly increase ejaculate volume in mice, and while there is not yet a study confirming these effects in humans, they likely hold true with us too from personal experience.

If you want to improve the flavor of your cum, you should eat fruits high in fructose, pineapples are the traditional choice. My cum actually tastes pretty good now that I've reconfigured my diet around maximizing my ejaculate quality/quantity. If I had a fembot gf I might even serve it to her dripped over some semisweet crepes.

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>>35508123

Face pics on r9k don't seem like a good idea, anon.

>>35506860
>balls are just ACHING

I thought blue balls was just a meme. I've never had blue balls (pain or discomfort) and I frequently edge for days at a time, sometimes over a week.

>>35508257

My balls start to ache a lot after a few days. I am used to cuming at least once a day. After 24 hours I am ridiculously horny so I almost never hold it that long.

>>35508154

That's really hot. Do you usually taste your cum?

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>>35506802
well anon, because you asked so nicely and insisted that you aren't gay

>>35508718

That is a nice cock. How big?

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Would you fuck a cute male robot like me OP?

CTRL F fag, no results

Somebody's gotta remind you guys that you're faggots. fuck off to lgbt and soc

>>35508550
Yeah, I don't drink the whole load of course but my orgasms are so huge and messy now that I can't usually keep it all clean. I usually stand up and shoot in the trash can on top of the precum absorption tissues I wrap around my shaft while masturbating and place in the garbage as I'm about to finish up but I seem to always end up with a nice little dollop of cum on my hand. It only makes sense to lick it off, saves on tissue paper.

Sometimes if it tastes particularly good, I run my index finger across my jap's eye and squeeze my shaft again to get an extra little sample.

>>35508865
/r9k is for faggots, dumbass. /lgbt is for trannies and traps.

>>35509009
>abloobloobloo my ugly dick isn't getting attention on /soc/, i'll go to /r9k/

once again, fuck off

>>35509053

Never posted on soc, anon.

>>35508954

That is pretty damn lewd.

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Don't post your dick too much or you'll start getting your threads instalocked like pic related

>>35509814

Noted. Also holy shit that cock is perfect.

>>35509814
Wtf I love dicks now.

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>>35506802
sure i got you

>>35510044
d-do you mind if I give it a lick?
I mean it looks yummy

>>35510441

Do you like to lick uncut? N-not that it matters.

>>35510441
if you give it a lick im just going to want more

>>35506744
why would you blue ball your self op?
besides edging is back for yer balls breh, just let it out.

>>35506987
I need your cock inside me right now!!!

>>35506903
Looks 6 x 5 at most.

>>35511748
>6 x 5 at most.

You can't ignore his girth, anon

Seriously it's more than that

>>35506744
Have you ever edged yourself until your dick had no other choice but to cum? I used to do that

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>>35506744
w-would you fuck a stupid sissy brown boy

>>35506774
Tfw this is way bigger than my bf tho :(

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r8 me bois

>>35513709
Are you sure this is you? I could have sworn I had this cock saved before

>>35506744
I wish I had your cock.

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M-more uncut robot cocks pls
bls be virgin

>>35514438
Had as in attached to you, or placed inside of you?

>>35515016
Not him, but why not both?

>>35507272
Your dick is 6 at most
>Having your hand wrapped around the bottom of the shaft to make it look bigger that it actually is

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>tfw will never EVER experience what it's like to have an uncircumcised foreskin

>tfw normie friends having a discussion about their waterproof phone cases
>one of them says they use it to text people and study while taking a shower
>one says he does other stuff and makes a suggestive face
>act dumb and ask what the hell else there is to do in the shower
>he says masturbate
>I make a remark about how water is a terrible lubricant and someone else agrees with me
>he says he just grabs his foreskin, not slide over it
>tfw

>>35513597
Too bad you're a dude, my dick is bigger than OPs ;)

>>35506744
that penis looks sturdy

>>35515114
I'm circumcised and don't use lube to masturbate, did I get a lazy one or something?

>>35516084
I know already that I got a sorta loose circumcision, I like it though because since I masturbate by sliding the skin on my shaft my head almost never gets any sort of pleasure so the one blowjob I've received (although teethy) felt amazing even though I used to masturbate like 2-3 times a day

>>35506744
pls post more of thatt

>>35508825
Hatefuck in the face, yes

op doing this can cause permanent damage to your balls stop immediately

>>35515114

Masturbating in the shower is pretty shit tier though and I'm uncut. I can't even imagine cumming without the foreskin. Stroking the shaft isn't enough. I pitty you cutfags

>>35507459
If you put this much effort into losing weight, maybe you'd actually be able to use your 10ml loads.