>daydreams about kissing girl lips >wonders what girl cum

That's cute cute cute! Anon

>>35506261
who /faggot kike nigger/ here

ftfy

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>>35506261
I feel it too anon. I still remember what it felt like to hold a girl's hand during the dancing units in PE, it was very nice.

>>35506261
I've never craved anything more than to be cuddled by someone that truly cares for my existence.

this is......... adorable.
how dare you be so cute anon, fuck off

>>35506261
>tfw even if you ever have sex you will cum too quickly dissapointing her
>you will never experience giving a woman pleasure and feeling her vagina clench you and she cums
>you will never then eat her out and taste nice fresh girl cum and kiss her
I just want her to feel good :/

>>35506261
>can only cum to intimate kissing and sensual missionary position in porn now

are you me fellow robot?

its pretty hard to find porn where they fuck in missionary position.

>>35506261
>kissing gets old
>girl cum is basically sour saliva

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>>35506279
>>35506375
Th-thanks... I just want a bit of romance with someone I care for

>>35506380
I know it might as well be some degenrate fetish. Lots of porn has quick missionary but its not really intimate or sensual. Im talking eyes locked kissing cum inside. Sweet sinners series fills that niche pretty good.

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>>35506320
I know! Girl hands are so impossible silky soft and warm. Accidently bumping into a girl is like the best feeling ever they are so soft.

>>35506398
>tfw kissing will never get old

What is wrong with you guys , go download tinder and hold a girls fucking hand !!!

>>35506676
Are you dense? The post is /romanticdreamer/, what about finding some random roastie and holding hands is romantic?

>>35506261
That would be me as well

>Ate out cute gf 4 times in the past two days

>finally convinced her to stop being shy about sex stuff and sit on my face

>tasted musky and just sort of like warm water that had been in her mouth or something

>Covered her face up with embarrassment while she orgasmed, flopped down on the bed next to me in fetal position and red faced, made a cute satisfied noise

>was embarrassed to ask me to do it again but did it again; smooched her head, snuggled, and took a nap afterwards

10/10 intimate and cute; breddy gud

>>35506676
REEEEE THIS IS FOR ROMANCE HOPEFULS ONLY NOT ONE NIGHT STANDS WITH STD ROASTIES!

>I unironicly love the missionary for the sole purpose of procreation meme
>lay with your partner looking into each others eyes slowly making love missionary
>eyes so focused on each other getting off just looking at the face of the partner you love bodies shuddering in romantic pleasure
>laying still and just letting her massage your penis with her sweet vagina milking your love out
>both cry as you both orgasm at the same time never feeling so close and at one with another person
>lay together unmoving basking in the afterglow hot soaking your penis in the juices of love
R O M A N C E
O
M
A
N
C
E

>>35506765
This is my dream just cute good pleasure non lewd or degen. I would unironicly eat out a fembot and expect nothing in return only for her to feel good.

>>35506261
>intimate kissing and sensual missionary
Fuck yes.

>>35506261
Hahahahahaha

Lol @ you thinking girls have 'sperm'

Lol @ your creepy 'romantic' nonsense

Dude....

NO WOMAN WILL EVER, EVER, EVER FIND YOU 'ROMANTIC'...

Because your behavior is NOT what women want. Not at all...

You're creepy

And you're obviously gay

>>35507073
>sperm
No, cum, as in pussy fluids.
>gay
Sex with women is gay, huh?

Not OP btw

>>35507073
Fuck off you pua MRA shitter

We /romantic/ here

THIS THREAD CLEARLY DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT WOMEN AVOID

CHILDREN

LITTLE EFFEMINATE BOYS WHO DONT KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT

LITTLE SISSIES WHO SUCK IN BED

HOMOSEXUALS PRETENDING THEYRE HETEROSEXUAL

FUCKING CREEPY LITTLE BOYS

BORING AS FUCK

YOURE SO FUCKING STUPID

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>>35507234
BEGONE JOHNNY NEPTUNE, YOU'VE OVER STEPPED YOUR WELCOME. I HERE BY BANISH TO THE NORMIE HELL FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, ROT IN THE LOWEST PITS OF THE DEEP DARK YOU PIECE OF INSIGNIFICANT TRASH LEAVEUSTOWHATWEDESIRE YOU FUCK

>>35507101
PUSSY fluids ?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

SEE ?!!!

YOUVE NEVER HAD SEX

YOU JUST PROVED IT

HAHAHAHA PUSSY FLUIDS

DUDE YOURE SO STUPID

first orgasm, but do not produce ejaculum

Lubrication is NOT 'female cum'

You're an idiot

And YES, if you tried fucking a woman, it would indeed be gay

Your fantasy is more akin to being an unrealistic 12 year old girl than a man

How would you guys know what ROMANCE is ?

No woman will EVER let you anywhere near them

Not as long as you behave like 12 year old girls

This is creepy as shit

AGAIN: women want MEN
..............women want to be manhandled

If women were interested in THUS CRAP, they'd all be dating Tinkerbell

Lol TINKERBELL

that's what you are

TWINKLETOES TINKERBELL

You fucking sissy bitch faggot

Queers

>>35507417
JESUS FUCK WHAT DID I JUST SAY JOHNNY????!!!!!!!!!!!! BEGONE YOU PIECE OF TRASH WE ALL HATE YOU

>>35507327
It's not surprising that your stupid pic is that fat faggot 'alex faggot jones' faggot dude with the idiotic conspiracy videos

AGAIN :

NO WOMAN WILL EVER BE SEEN NEXT TO YOU

women aren't interested in being embarrassed

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>>35507464
UNBENONCED TO YOU JHONNY FAGTUNE, I AM SIMPLY PROTECTING THESE POOR ANON, I HAVE COME TO TERMS WITH MY KHV UNLIKE YOU, JOHNNY!!!!!! YOU RETCH LEAVE THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE MOTE IT BE

>>35507451
DEAR TWINKLETOES TINKERBELL

LOL TELL ME HOW MANY WOMEN YOUVE 'KISSED WHILE FUCKING MISSIONARY'

HAHAHAHA

TINKERBELL

>>35506261
oh boy that's me, I often daydream about bf-gf sing-alongs like in those romantic teenage movies, we sing it while we cook, and we take dancing classes together and it's beautiful and man I just wish I was dead

>>35507495
twinkletoes....

Shouldn't you be wearing a skirt and a tiara ?

I thought you'd have wings and a magic wand, tinkerbell

>>35507417
lol you're crazy dude

>>35507500
NONE, JOHNNY YOU FUCK, BUT AT LEAST I'M HONEST, JOHNNY!!! UNLIKE YOUR DUMB ASS. MY GETS SHALL SEND YOU BACK FROM THE HELL YOU SPAWNED FROM

>>35507543

DO YOU WANT TO TONGUE MY ANUS

PLEASE RESPOND

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>>35507073
>>35507234
>>35507417
>>35507464
>>35507500
>>35507543

Johnny,

I'll be 100 PERCENT HONEST WITH YOU

YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY

AND NOT IN GOOD WAY

BECAUSE IM LAUGHING AT YOU

Keep on being a fag, my dear Johnny Neptune.

You're a real class act.

Btw love the thread OP, sweet romantic dreams are top tier escapism.

>>35507601

Kiss me. I want to nibble your tongue while you ram my rectum with your cum dispenser

>>35507569
THANK YOU KEK FOR THE PERFECTLY FITTING GET, MOTE IT BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Twinkletoes

That's so ROMANTIC

As a fembot I have to disagree with JonnyNeptune. I think y'all's /romanticdreamer/ memes are adorable. If you could learn to talk to girls (the right kind of girls, not Stacys) you would find a GF no doubt. I wish more men were like this instead of "women like being man-handled but big burly men" types

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>>35507644
>>35507569
How can you compete with these GETs, Johnny?

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>>35506261

>intimate kissing and sensual missionary position in porn
Post webms.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph566875c10fa87

Iwia is bae

>>35508030

Disregard this, I suck fat elephant cocks

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>>35508086
BTFO Johnny, just admit you can't compete.

TWINKLETOES TINKERBELL, THE LITTLE GIRL WHOS A HOPELESS ROMANTIC

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>>35508138
What's that Johnny? Can't squeeze out one measly GET?

TWINK
LE
TOE
STINK
ER
BELT
HE
SEXLESS
WOMAN
TIC

TWINKIE
TOES
THE
TINKERBELL
LIL GIRL
HOPELESSLY
gay
WOMANTIC

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>>35508193
btfo orgigigigiigig

>tfw namefags, pua posters, normies, RP chads, and shitters ruin your simple cuteposting romantic thread

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>>35508232
Don't speak in such a way to your savior

http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=johnny+neptune+fire

Twinkie Tinky Winky toes

TINKERSTINKERBELLSMELL

HOPE LESS

WOMAN
TICK

>>35508269
FUCK OFF JOHNNY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU MOTE IT BE

"I'm a romantic, who is prepared to creep out women with my lack of knowledge about what women actually consider to be romantic"

HAHAHAHAHA

this type of shit makes women's skin crawl

>>35507073
As gay as your son?

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>>35508232
Its not ruined if we keep outposting johnny

>>35508258
Sorry prophet. I summon get powers and lend you my aid to dispell the evil JohnnyNeptune

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HEE HEE WOW

wWOWw

the 3D wow

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>>35506261
Hahahahaha

stinkersmell

>>35508032
>implying I don't do both and that's what really keeps her pleased

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>>35506261
>tfw the only reason she ever touched my hand was to compare hand size
her hands were half the size of mine, and unbelievably soft, like velvet

>>35506261
Look for porn with "passionate", "erotic", "sensual", "loving", "caring", "gentle" etc in the title. "Female-friendly" is another good one. forhertube.com is the bomb

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>>35508032
Stfu dude

Seriously, fat boy

Shut it

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Hahahaha @ for her tube

Yet it's for HIM

thankyou for proving my point

You're all gay

Oh... And that other fat faggot pretending to be a female in here ?..
Hahahahaha yeah right hahaha sure dude

Sure

You're all faggots

>TFW I ate out my GF yesterday and she tasted different then usual
>Like sweat and stuff almost a bit sour.
> Normally tastes pretty plain like kissing after brushed teeth and rinsed mouth.

She couldn't have started her period as she got off her last one a week ago

Not sure if I like primal pussy bros

>>35509139
Holy insecure masculinity!!

>>35509368
Thats the taste of another dick. Shes cheating on you. Your instincts and pheromones are telling you something. You know it in your heart.

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>>35506261
>dream about getting girl
>always get rejected
>wake up sad

I can't fap to anything that isn't vertical video solo girl fingering. I like to pretend that the girl sent the video to me as a surprise.

>>35510013
Nonsense.
She's mostly bi and doesn't talk to other men. If anything she's getting fucked by another chick.
If that's the case I'll be pretty fucking pissed that I wasn't invited

>>35508032
This. I'm dating my best friend since childhood for about 4 years now, we still hold hands all the time and kiss lots. When it's too warm to cuddle in bed we'll just hook our pinky fingers together.

Sadly I can't handle penetrative sex and it makes me feel bad I can't make him happy that way but I try my best with other things, and we are looking into pegging (gently!) as well.

There's grills out there who like sweet kind boys and being romantic although we may not be perfect, don't give up!

>>35510578
Why cant you have penetrative sex? Is your vagoo too small? I had a gf like this her opening twisted up like a tornado it was strange but we couldnt have sex. Broke up for other reasons though.

This post is the epitome of my life and how I'm always thinking. Who else BPD here?

>>35510646
Yeah, it's abnormally small. And I get hemorrhoids (sorry for being gross) so I can't do it that way either.

Any other tips on how to make my bf happy without penetrative sex? It's something I worry about a lot.

>>35506261
it taste kinda tangy

didnt want to start a thread so posting here, just hoping writing it out will help me

i was home for spring break last week, and one day i saw a high school girl running. i knew who she was, she was a freshman when i was a senior. im sure she doesnt know me, maybe my name, but weve never said a word to each other. i never had a thing for her, but when i saw her i just felt fucking crushed and i dont know why. she was so beautiful and i think it made me realize that ive fucked up in life. i just want to be with somebody i can feel happy around. ive never been with a girl, probably never will be because im such a fucking pussy, even if that girl came right up to me i wouldnt have done shit. since that day i cant sleep, i cant stop thinking about how fucking stupid ive been all my life, cant stop wishing i could be with someone as pretty as her. i know nobody cares but i just want to feel like i did before this fucking stupid shit happened, it doesnt even make sense

>>35511241
learn to become a goddess at blowjobs

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>>35511289

You will find her anon. My heart feels crushed for you. The world is all pointless accident you know?

>>35511378
i think the part that hurts the most is that i feel like its all my fault. im not ugly, im in good shape, i have hobbies that im good at, even have a decent amount of friends, all the shit your supposed to need to be happy. but im not, and the feeling that i should be just makes it worse. past few months ive gotten more and more afraid of being around people too, im really jsut falling down and dont know what to do

>>35511520

Is there any girl in particular that you're looking at?

>>35511595
no that one girl triggered this, but like i said ive never said a word to her. there are some girls in my mind, but its just a fucking fantasy because i dont actually know them and im too afraid to even try

Actually this makes me angry. I'll be trying to fall asleep and then remember this beautiful girl I knew a long time ago and imagine doing all of this very vanilla romantic stuff with her to try and make a baby and it makes he homicidally angry, like literally trembling with rage

>>35511668

If you were to die in week what are some of the things you would do? It's a bs response but the hardest part is saying the first word. You might be horrible at speaking and being cool or something but, the hardest part is just getting the guts to say something. I'm a bit in your situation with a girl I really like. I've worked up the guts to say hey to her and we talk here and there and I asked her to hangout but haven't followed it up. Find a girl you like and just open your mouth. Ignore all the voices and say fk it. You really don't have much to lose to be truthful.

>>35508680
I used to do this all the time as an excuse to touch boys' hands.

Ever since I found my bf I can only cum when fantasizing about us kissing and about imagining him cumming inside me i like to picture it as him pumping his love inside of me and my body absorbing all of his love

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hjQiY_B8-g

I feel like this fits the thread a bit. Thread is very nice and comfy. Keep dreamin' anons

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>>35512144
This is degenerate and lewd
actually its cute and pure romanceposting i wish I was your bf fembot

>>35512222
Cute! Originally

>>35510046
Oh god i know this tol well

>>35512222
Those are some cute quads anon

None of that is romantic. It's all lustful and disgusting.

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>>35506261
OP I just want to say I'm sorry Johnny had to ruin your thread, but I think you should post another one soon. I would be happy to dump a lot of art & stuff & if enough robots were interested we could even make it a general.

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>>35506261
I used to be just like you, and I found my girl :3
You'll find a girl someday to do all of this and more with.
Stay positive and the over soul will reward you.
>It's so much better than anything you can imagine

>>35506261
You're on the road to despair. Women don't like that. When they hear shit like that it's the kind of thing they laugh about when getting spit roasted by two guys and then treat you like a beta piece of shit. Dated a girl just like that.

What is the evolutionary purpose of romantic infatuation? It makes me a timid beta loser which seems really counterproductive. How do I harness it to become more assertive?

>>35513978
I imagine being 'in love' with someone who you have a child with is advantageous since you're more likely to stick around after the kid is born to care for and raise it.

>>35510578
>I'm dating my best friend since childhood for about 4 years now
EXPLAIN

why are you still here.
Why were you ever here.

>>35507417
As obnoxious as he is this guy is right. This lover boy shit is creepy and women aren't really into that they like being manhandled and drilled.

>>35514175
WITNESS MY POST

>>35514532
You really think every girl wants that? What about couples that have been married for years and years? They don't have slow, passionate sex ever?

>>35506676
Haha hey man I missed your blog lately. Hope to see a new entry soon it's really good haha

>>35506765
This is my fetish.
Fggdghv

Thinking about eating a girl out and making her cum turns me on so much

>>35510578
Those things don't end well.
t. knew a girl who "couldn't handle penetrative sex"

Her bfs all left her.

Why is this fetish, if you can call it that, so common among robots? It's either this or the most "degenerate" shit possible with robots.

>>35515355
But they have a special relationship.

>>35506261
>wonders what girl cum tastes like
Romantic as fuck.

>>35515448
It's intimate, if not romantic

>>35506261
>wonders what girl cum tastes like
Tastes like piss boogers

>>35515500
But girly piss boogers

THE CORRECT ANSSWER WAS :

JOHNNY WAS CORRECT

>>35506261
>wonders what girl cum tastes like
>romantic
pick one

>>35506355

It's truly amazing. Words cannot describe it. Just don't expect it to solve your problems.

>>35506261
>>35506279
>>35506320
>>35506375
>>35506378
>>35506484
>>35506537
>>35506751
>>35506858
>>35506898
>>35507118
This isn't romantic, you're skipping all of the romance and just talking about sensual sex. If this is all you think about when you think about romance, you're not gonna have a romantic relationship ever. Even for robots, this concept isn't hard.

>>35507530
Good and pure.