Hey uncle Anon, my parents are fighting at the moment, can I

>>35506252
I know a lot of posters here like to meme about incest fantasies, but in reality the vast majority of you would probably tell a female relative to put some clothes on and be grossed out if she tried anything

>>35506291
this, i have a sister who i can see is quite hot but shit, she's my fucking sister, just no!

>>35506291
you sound like a gay faggot homo

>>35506291
Let the man preach!!!

>>35506291
I'm only going to agree with this only because if she's calling me uncle, that means she's my brother/sisters child and that's just wrong.

>cousins and aunts are fair game desu

yeah whatever I have work to do on the computer so try not to disturb me

>>35506252
Ye. The guest room is yours, eat anything in the fridge save for the carbonara, and don't disturb me ; I've got stuff to work on.

Sure, put something on. I'll make some popcorn, fire up the PlayStation and pick out a movie.

>>35506252
What's wrong with her legs? Her calves are the same size as her thighs.

>>35506252
sure, I'm sure we can think of a way for you to 'pay rent' wink wink.
next day shes on her knees tarring my roof in overalls. You didn't think I'd sleep with my niece right?

>>35506291
I agree. Girls are icky enough as it is. Girls you're related to are just disgusting.
Their strain of cooties has mutated into one to which you're more biologically susceptible, due to your genetic closeness.