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ITT: r9k posts what they want to happen to their body after they die
>be dead me
>have my flesh removed
>thoroughly clean my skeleton
>hold it together using artificial joints, this is important
>obtain privately funded rocket
>get one seat in the cockpit, video feed ready
>ask my mourning family to come to the funeral, they don't know about my skeleton plans
>have them come into a room with an engineer from the private space company
>in it is a button labeled "F" and a few TVs
>ask the engineer to approach my family and say "press F to pay respects"
>they press it
>the video feed comes on, shows my posed skeleton in the cockpit wearing an astronaut jumpsuit and doing the metal salute
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo plays
>0:23 the rocket launches
anyone else got any dumb thoughts about how they'd be disposed of when they die?
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if i die in a better world, leave body to science
if i die in a worse world, just let it rot in place
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>>35503933
cremated ashes scattered at the location of my choice
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i want my cats to eat me
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I was thinking it be in a really big church(big enough for a real medieval catapult) and put my body in it behind a curtain. When everybody is seated, the church then plays Allstar by Smathmouth for four hours straight and if anybody gets up they'll be seen as disrespecting my final wishes, afterwards reveal the catapult and it just throws me into a wall and I explode all over the audience.
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>>35503933
The wasteland taketh, and the wasteland giveth... Indeed.
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No funeral, no funeral mass, no visitation
>die
>lawyer sends letters to immediate family telling them I have died
>letter states wish for no funeral, no visitation, as well as any stuff with a will
>organs donated to whoever
>rest of body cremated
>ashes and bone fragments thrown in crematorium garbage bin
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I want to be fired from the castles cannon that overlooks the city I live in
Hopefully I'll fly through a cafe window or blast through someones roof or something but I wouldn't mind just landing in a busy street
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>>35503933
I'd like to be buried standing up, preferably die standing up too for the hell of it.
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I want somebody to throw my cremated ashes into my roastie neighbour's eyes, but nobody wants to do it.
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