I'm in love with my best friend. He doesn't love me back.
Can I kill him? Could I claim self-defense? He is attacking me, after all. Every moment I spend around him is an attack on my heart.
I just want him to die. Why can't he die? It's snowy. Why can't he just lose control of his vehicle and DIE?!
>>35503760
>>35503887
You shouldn't suppress your feelings for him, Anon. The way you're approaching the issue just now makes you fantasize about killing someone. I don't mean to say you have to confess anything, but any sort of outlet that'll help not emotionally tearing yourself apart and inducing violent fantasies would be good.Why do I know this feel?
>>35503760
kill him so you can go to prison and learn the truth of life
Just kill him. Prison is probably like one big Christmas party for you sissies anyway
>>35503760
So...is this a fag thread or what?
>>35503760
IKTF
it's even worse because we've kissed and cuddled and yet he still doesn't love me yet I obsess over him
it's cruelty.
>>35504612
No, I'm a fembot who can't have my one and only friend as something more.
>>35503760
where u from? oreganonononon
>>35504660
you're not a fembot if you have a dick
>>35504660
trannies aren't women
oregontrail420
well, even if you did kill him, the police would find this thread via your service provider and incriminate you.
dumbass.
>>35504766
I'm not going to hurt him! I'm just venting.
Don't be an idiot avoiding the rules of this board with stupid signatures. If you don't like the rules, why are you here in the first place?
>>35504788
tell that to the judge, lady.
>tfw the only people that obsess over me are trannies and guys
where's my yandere fembot
>>35505017
I had a yandere tranny like me once, if that counts.
You fucked it up already by falling in love in the first place.
Now you have to make him love you back by tying him up in your room and raping him lovingly. And recording it for research purposes.
>>35504660
Are you fat and/or ugly?
If no to both your friend is a dick.
>>35505601
No to both, I'm just not his type. He likes the brainy, cerebral type of girl. He says I'm too emotional, too intellectually average, too 'vanilla.'
>>35505676
You mean like Misha from Katawa Shoujo?
>>35505697
Hmm. You could say I'm like Hanako in general, but can turn into Misha when I'm around family or close friends. He wants a Shizune.
>>35503760
roastie likes someone she finally can't have/sleep with
>tfw the only yan you could have is windows10
am only for like 15hours while awake and am a neet.
>>35505730
>tfw you cannot have an lum invader-tier yan
>>35505730
I wouldn't exactly term Hanako vanilla.
But you have my attention by showing knowledge of KS characters.
>>35503760
What is this thread? some attempt at garnering sympathy?
>>35503760
>I'm in love with my best friend.
story pls
>>35505941
Yes.
Is wanting comfort such a bad thing? People naturally cling to others when hurt.
>>35505866
I love Katawa Shoujo. It's one of my very favorite VNs.
>>35503760
If you kill him you'll be the one who's besides him on his deathbed, ain't that shit romantic?
But first, storytime, it migh give us something fun to read, and/or insight to maybe help you with that feel.
>>35505968
>people naturally cling to others when hurt
you're not among "others". It's a pile of ash you're "clinging" to.
If I were you, I would go and talk to actual people with love in their hearts, and the most basic filter of decency that /r9k/ lacks on account of being an anonymous image board.
>>35505968
>I love Katawa Shoujo. It's one of my very favorite VNs.
What's the appeal for a female?
do you live in canada does your name start with an s
>>35506144
I have a huge crush on Hisao (...and Mr. Mutou...), and it's an interesting window into what males find attractive in girls.
>>35506010
>>35505966
Okie, I'll type one up later.
>>35505676
>>35505730
Be my girlfriend instead? I'm sure I can be better for you than he is.
>>35504622
>have kissed and cuddled
So what exactly happened afterward? Did he stop and say it doesn't feel right, or do you still cuddle and kiss? I mean at some point you wpuld have to talk about that
>>35506185
>Mutou
Good taste.
> what males find attractive in girls
What are your findings relating to this?
>>35503760
Are you fat?
t. orogiinalea paster
>>35505676
>too emotional, too intellectually average, too 'vanilla.'
So literally a dumb roastie, lmao. You're trash
>>35505676
time to hit the books femanon. use Khan Academy to learn math, start from fifth grade work your way up to college math. try to wrap your head around chemistry and energy. Vsauce is a good starting point for scientific law and whatnot, go to /sci/ when you've learned enough and learn from the smart people there. learn a language on Duolingo too, pick German, French, or Russian if you want to impress people, Spanish for practicality. godspeed femanon, your brainletism will cure itself if you do this.
>>35504660
I think you should get more friends
>>35507078
being knowledgeable, educated or clever is (usually) a result of being cerebral or intelligent, not the other way around. Besides, some people just don't have the capacity to be any of those things.
Others are plain mentally lazy. You know what I'm talking about; the kind of people who appreciate shallow entertainment, don't pay attention to the finer details of anything, and generally don't take the time to put their ideas into words (if they have any).
Furthermore, I think she was referring to an intelligent "personality" rather than being educated. You can give an impression of intelligence without actually being all that smart, it's all about the way you express yourself and sticking to what you know.