>go to try and find a job >see this WHAT THE FUCK, HOW

>>35502687
>maintain personal hygiene
fuck

they dont want mexican midget babies in the gene pool
why would you want to put your suffering on another human being?

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I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE LADS

>>35502687
>being under 5'8
End it

lets be real they were doing this anyway before, just unwritten/subconscious

>>35502722
oh, i thought this one of those sperm donor things
heh wahtever kid
i didnt read the rest

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when will you learn?
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>>35502687
>tfw 5'9 king-of-manlets master race

Bow before me

>>35502687
>Ability to market the Steak n Shake menu

welp, i'm out of the running now

>>35502687
Just go into tip toe mode at the interview lol

Why are half of the things on that list some variant of "don't be a literal retard"?

Where do you live that being literate and understanding speech and count are things that need to be listed as job requirements?

>>35502807
Orlando, Florida.

Those requirements are a standard feature on applications countrywide, though.

Restaurants only hire Chad and Stacy to serve tables, what else is new?

Are you going to be outraged when McDonald's hires a cute high school girl to run the front register?

>>35502834
Ah, I see.

th-thanks, multiculturalism...

they might be expecting you to reach something in particular and 5'8 is cut off for being able to reach it. IE storage for trays or something.

i guess you could just have a stool for it but who knows, might get in the way.

>>35502687
>All this elementary shit any non-handicapped person would be able to do
>Put being over 5'8 in the middle of this

This was made on purpose.

I don't believe it, post a link to the job description. If being at least 5'8'' is a job requirement, I'm pretty sure they could get in legal trouble for discrimination.

>>35502687
>an inch below average hieght in US
>tall
>KEK
at least I'm king of the "manlets"

>manlets BTFO yet again
Will you manlets ever learn? Jesus, it's like you guys like being BTFO.

>>35502687
Shit job has shit requirements. How surprising.

>>35502763
this is not proportionally accurate at all, but it shows how much big of a deal people make out of height

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>>35502687
>tfw 5.3
>tfw no masculine enough to get buff
>tfw no feminine enough to become a cuteboy/trap

Just kill me.

>>35503947
Same here my dude what do

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>>35502687
>tfw you could only get people to care about this by arguing that it's sexist because most women are under 5'8

>>35502687
Whats the job though?

>balance a tray
>shit