If you've had wet dreams where you're having sex with

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>>35502168
>you're no longer a complete virgin and you should leave this place

>>35502168
> is identical or better compared to sex irl
I'd agree with this. I have more vivid memories of my first sex dream than I do of the time I lost my virginity. I don't remember shit about that. But I still remember my sex dream threeway and the feeling of orgasming and my cock throbbing.

If I could have one of those every night I'd be happier than pussy every night

if you were delivered vaginally you already were head deep in pussy and therefore have to leave this place.

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>>35502168
Reminder that if you fapped EVEN ONCE and reached orgasm, you're no longer a virgin. It's a scientifically proven FACT that fapping is superior to actual sexual intercourse. Literally leave right the fuck now if cum has ever leaked out of your urethra you lying piece of shit chads.

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>>35502262
>tfw c-sectioned

>>35502320
>he thinks he is a robot
>he was gestated in an actual uterus as opposed to an artificial one like a true robot

>>35502168
>19
>never had a wet dream
that can be considered nirmal, though, right?

>>35502410
It's because you jerk off ten times a day you fatass

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If you even KNOW what a vagina is you are NOT a virgin. Leave this board right now if you know what the female reproductive organ is.

>tfw you've almost had a sex dream but wake up everytime you try to put it in

>>35502434
lol says the whore

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>>35502434
Stop eating sweets

>tfw the only wet dream I've ever had was about me jerking off

>>35502793
lmfao I hope this is a joke. that's hilarious. even when dreaming you can't believe you'd get pussy

>>35502168
>fucked a cutie jap in dream
>remember only the start
>remember nothing else

why

>>35502320
>tfw I pooped inside my mothers womb during labor and had to be c-sectioned out immediately before I was poisoned and died

I am become poopoopeepee, destroyer of wombs.

>>35502862
I once dreamed about watching porn. Can it get worse?

>>35503422
Your body could just give up and stop having sex dreams all together. Although none of my sex dreams have been "hot." Just vivid and a great orgasm. I've fucked an old Italian grandma and ate her ass in a dream. I'm not even into old women.

>>35503519
Nah I wouldn't call that a sex dream, it was only me watching porn, nothing else. And that was pretty much the only one I remember having. Doesnt really matter because it would only feel worse waking up from something like that. I'd rather dream of flying in the sky desu.

I dreamed I raped this girl I know. It was hot but it ended too quickly.

>>35502862
nah its common actually
most of my wet dreams are just me watching porn to be honest