What is the definitive robot phone? What phone do you have?

>>35499865
I was under the impression Robots didnt use phones cause they dony have anyone to call.
Some cheap nokia maybe.

>>35499865
>phone with an actual keypad
damn, i'm getting one

A $50/yr NetTalk VoIP landline box with an AT&T 210 trimline phone attached.

>>35499865
>>phone with an actual keypad
>damn, i'm getting one
I'd love a physical keyboard but I can only ever find them in Qwerty :-(

>>35499865
>>35499894
They're like the ThinkPad of phones Desu, had one back in the day and it was a tank

The black button is a trackpad so u can surf the net and shit

Iphone 5 checking in, I've had like four 5/5s at this point, wish I could afford an SE :/

>Nokia 3310

>LG G3

>>35499865

>true robot
>no phone
>chinkshit
>cheap well knwon brand android/windows phone
>flagship android
>iphone
>full blown normie

I have some big htc smartphone because that way I can browse 4chan while I'm in bed, but only mom ever calls me.
feelsbadman

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>robot
>owning a phone

dumbphone
nokia

everything else is normieshit

>>35499894
I scored mine on ebay for $70 since the camera supposedly didn't work but I got it and it works great, I love this phone

>>35500136
I think the classic came out in azerty and dvorak as well

>>35499865

Why would you own a phone anon, who do you even have to call at this point.

>>35500844
Nobody, it's a portable shitposting machine desu

>>35499865
Samsung Galaxy 3

>Not too new to be considered normie
>Easy connection to the internet to browse r9k and woman hate forums

>>35499865
>What is the definitive robot phone?
Pic fucking related

>>35500844
Monthly Awkward Family Phone Call Where They Are Only Calling To See If You Ended It All Yet
Sometimes they are every 2 weeks and not every 4 though.

>>35500895
Isn't It Annoying To Capitalize Every Word When You're Typing?

>>35499865
>Nokia Asha 501
With the shitty Symbian OS, nothing works on it anymore. Not that I've ever used it for anything but MP3 player and alarm.

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>>35499865
my ex had a phone like that
that should've been the first red flag i noticed

>>35501004
Red flag that she was too good for you

>>35499865
fuckkk i wanna trade in my iphone for a blackberry damnit if only texting didnt take forever. that white blackberry is the best.

>>35502269
It may be a bit slower but it's a lot more satisfying

>>35499865
NOTE: New = less than 2 years old

Chad/Stacy:
>the latest iPhone or Samsung Galaxy flagship

Normie:
>any other relatively new iPhone or Samsung Galaxy
>new other Samsung
>new Huawei/ZTE/HTC

Old normie:
>any phone designed for senior citizens (e.g. Doro)

Kind of Outsider but by their own choice:
>Windows Phone
>an older iPhone or other flagship
>CAT
>Oukitel
>new Nokia
>anything else not in other categories

Cyborg or Failed Normie:
>older Huawei/ZTE/HTC/non-flagship-Samsung/etc.

Robot:
>any really old phone, especially Nokia
>landline

True Robot:
>no phone

My phone is Honor 4X so probably in the Cyborg/Failed Normie category.