Let's pretend I'm not terribly obese, have phimosis, am not mentally ill etc. Let's say I fix all these. I have a 3.5 inch penis which cannot be fixed.
>find girl
>we go on dates
>it's going well, finally get a gf
>it's time to fug
>I reveal godzilla
>she laughs and walks out
>they later find me hanging from the ceiling beam
Is there a way to let a woman know what she's getting BEFORE we even start dating? So we both don't waste our time and feelings.
>>35499724
You are pretty much fucked, desu.
Might wanna try those dick extensions they use in porn or date girls under 12 exclusively.
Amateur porn is filled with obese guys with tiny dicks...
>>35499724
I'm 4.5-5" and dating a girl who I took the virginity of, and she cums every time. Learn how to eat pussy, learn how to work the G-spot and the clit and she won't care how small your dick is. As long as it's thick enough to let her feel something, if you've prepped her enough through foreplay, she'll be wanting you to cum as a thank you for making her cum. I fucked a few craigslist sluts, a couple strippers and a handful of tinder sluts in the past, and clit/Gspot work was the magic. Also, nipples. Sex isn't just about penis-in-vagina action, it's about feeling sensual. Give her a body rub, feel her curves and make her feel sexy. She will help you in return.
I have been relatively made fun of my dick before though. It was some roastie bitch I met through tinder, we got a few drinks, fucked and then said I was one of the smallest she'd been with, but I did well with what I had.
Okay, I won't lie, these replies are pretty brutal.
But I was expecting it.
Better to not have any delusions.
It's just, really, so unfair and infuriating and devastating. As life is so in general.
I didn't cause this, it's not my fucking fault it's so small.
>>35499724
lmao just cut it off because you don't deserve to be a man you worthless piece of shit you literally have a micropenis lmao. honestly you should just kys it won't get better
>>35499724
lock it in chastity and become a slaveboi
there are plenty of women who would want a slaveboi
>>35499724
I use to weigh 650lb and thought I had a dick too.
I now weigh 260lb and have a solid 7 inch dong.
Get off your ass. Cut empty calories.
You have to want it niggers.
>>35500289
>tfw not thick enough to let her feel something
>>35499724
I have a 3.9 inch penis and ny girlfriend is fine with it. She likes to tease me a lot for it but you get over it.
Some women aren't too shallow, you'll just face more rejection.
Get a penis sleeve and start pumping with that
Yeah it's pretty gay but better to get cucked by an inanimate object than another human being
>>35501330
There, there.
Here's a reply, do you feel better now?
Being insulted by a fellow subhuman is laughable.
I doubt a girl would ever laugh and walk away, that just doesn't happen in real life. She might not want to have more sex after that but most likey if you get that far it won't matter.
Lose weight and become a bottom.
Your only path in life.
>>35502111
as
>>35501360
said, yes, do it
trips of truth
>>35501905
This. I'm 7 inches but used a 9 inch penis sleeve that's thick as fuck. My girl loves it but only now and again. If you're willing to accommodate their needs it doesn't matter how small it is they'll still love you OP