Toilet habits thread? Who else /massiveshits/ here? Every time

>>35499093
what do you eat all cheese and then drink a pot of coffee?

How fat are you OP?
originalo

>>35499110
Neither, actually! I'm not lactose intolerant, but I don't eat much dairy so when I do eat cheese it gives me the shits even worse, and I only drink coffee when I have to be up early or haven't had much sleep.

>>35499112
I'm closer to underweight than I am overweight.

i wipe my ass very thoroughly to the point of no longer seeing shit on the paper

There is literally no better feeling than a good shit.

I love the feeling of a good shit.

>>35499170
is that not standard practice?

>>35499093
my balls are so saggy that when i sit on the toilet to shit, they get totally submerged in the toilet water. any one else have to deal with this? i guess i have to start standing.

>>35499189
Women don't, apparently.

>>35499201
Why do American toilets have the water level so high?

>>35499201
put your balls on the toilet seat?

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