>"Anon! Hey, Anon up here! Boo! Haha, hi! Man, I'm

>tfw no qt tree climbing tomboy gf

>>35498275
testrgrgeregerg

someone should call the fire
department

>>35498275
"Oh wow, you are high up aren't ya. Be careful up there. Bye"

Thanks, you look like a cross between Nicolas Cage and Steve Buscemi

>>35498275
I like you kid, you got spunk. Now come down here so I can give you a load of MY spunk.

>get the fuck out of that tree, I can smell your pussy all the way down here and it stinks

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>>35498275
You won't be laughing for much longer, roast.

>>35498275
>proceeds to throw her with a rock and grabs her pussy saying how you like me now bitch when she falls down

>>35498275
>tfw no qt tree.14 gf to pull her pants down and drop a corn-riddled shit on my forehead from a tree branch on a hot summer day.

>>35498390

Why is this so funny to read?

>>35498599
>tree.14

Clever.

>>35498275
Yeah well you have a fivehead and a huge nose so fuck off you fucking cunt

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>>35498275
*chops down the tree*

When do you think I would ever EVER be confronted with this situation

>tfw no lemur gf

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>>35498558
*clears small throat* "Allow me."

>throws a brick into her gut, causing her to fall off the tree

get rekt roastie

What's that?
The greeting call of the North American Dumb Whore Sparrow?

>>35498275
t-thanks, you too...

only appropriate response

>>35498275
WATCH FLIPPED
based on the image you posted you will like it

>>35499818
The girl represents your subconscious
t. Freud

>>35498275
you could have at least used a pic of an attractive girl

>>35498275
>yea thanks! really appreciate it!

>>35498622
ikr

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