>fantasize about living with a girl
>fart all day several times or my belly hurts
>most of them really stink
>realize I wouldn't be able to fart when we sleep together or are near each other
>probably can't live with a girl because of my farts
I'm having the weirest, shittiest feelings right now.
>>35497836
its not that bad. she will get used to it, there are worse habits. girls fart just as much as guys do.
>>35497836
I know that feel man.
Oregano
>>35497844
>she will get used to it
No, no.
You don't get it.
Even I am not used to it, and I produce them.
Sometimes they stink. Really bad.
What the fuck is wrong with me.
I have never heard anyone say "good guy, I like him but I couldn't live with him because of his farts".
God damn it, It's always something. Just when I try to fix one problem another one pops up.
>>35497836
maybe youre lactose intolerant OP
>>35497836
>Cucked by your own farts
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP