Why do you not have a cat yet, Anon? They were rightly venerated

>>35496115
They're the animal for whiteknight betas. You orbit a cat the way a beta would orbit his oneitis.

Be better than that.

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i have 2 cats. it's pretty top notch

>>35496115
caring for a pet sounds like work and responsibility, I don't want any part of that

also pet smell bothers me

>>35496147
Orbiting is the highest tier of relationship with a pet, unless you're a sicko. Your argument is invalid.

>>35496231
Cat is low maintenance, anon, that's why they're so popular.

>>35496240
You're supposed the be the master and they the pet.
The cat is your master. And it doesn't even care if you're it's pet. It's doesn't care about your well-being and will discard you when you are of no use.

>>35496257
yeah but it'd be even less work to just not have one. No cleaning the litterbox, no vacuuming up fur, no buying crap for them to eat.

>>35496288
That's where you're wrong. Cats can be very affectionate, it's just that they only return love to people who care for them well.

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>>35496115
Reptiles are perfect robot pets.
They are coldblooded, loners and shy, just like us.