>mom and family tell me I'm good looking >mom says

Tell your mom to set you up a date.

>>35494798
You should try asking girls out.
I'm way too pussy to try this myself. All my gfs made the first move and I just went along.
Good luck.

Date your mom

Looks without confidence is like a hamburger with no patty

>>35494798
>sometimes catch girls checking me out when in public

How can you tell they're checking you out?

>>35494956
I just know

>>35494922
I'm a little shy and have problems talking to girls and get flustered easily

>>35494875
Really hard asking girls out and the times I've gotten laid in the past was from college when cute girls use to just come up to me at parties and was DTF

>>35495085
>I just know

That isn't an answer. If you must know, I'm asking for myself because I exchange eye contact with quite a few girls when I'm out and I'm wondering if it means anything.

>>35494798
Where did girls randomly come up and ask if you had a gf?
Would you consider posting a pic?

You just know the probability of Stanley getting posted in a spoiler'ed picture exponentially increases with each post.

>>35494798
PAY ATTENTION :

Your problem is that you seem to think life is supposed to offer itself to you on a silver platter while you sit back and do nothing

You are a coward

You are a NON PARTICIPANT in your own destiny

You're also a momma's boy
That's extremely unattractive

LISTEN CAREFULLY :

I have a world of experience in getting girls

I am willing to work with you on this

I can teach you insights that would take you 50 years to learn otherwise

But I refuse to offer my help to someone who's going to cling to failure

If you're prepared to reinvent yourself, let's do this thang

>>35494798
Had exactly the same thing happen to me. However the moment I tried to make a move I got ignored. What the hell?

>>35494798
>>35494875
>>35495085
It's posts like these that make me feel better about being a 27 year old virgin because I know its not my fault, I never had a chance to begin with.

>>35495085

Go back to normie book you fucking faggot.

>>35494798
>mom and family tell me I'm good looking
No shit Sherlock, you look exacly like the guy she fucked 27 years ago.

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>>35495085
>when cute girls use to just come up to me at parties and was DTF

You've banged slags at college parties but you still have trouble making small talk with the opposite sex at 27?

GTFO normie this is piss-poor bait and you're just looking for an ego boost

>>35494798
>literally just 4 words away from having a girlfriend
>"waa i don't have a gf"
shut the fuck up retard.

>>35495226
Please teach me Johnny Neptune

>>35495172
100% truth

Originano

>>35495226
OP

ok shoot

>>35494875
How do you get girls to make the first move? It seems that all normies think guys should always make the first move.

>>35495596
What are those 4 magical words?

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>>35495624

GOOD LOOKING:

so what ?...

can you back it up with a dynamic, charming, self depricating, unassuming, magnetic self confidence ?

Because YES, human beings are visually oriented creatures, so sure, we use our eyes first...

However, women are the smarter of the genders, and their emotional instincts are more pronounced than their visual instincts

THATS WHY GIRLS ARE ATTRACTED TO UGLY MEN

the ugly men they are attracted to have self confidence...

Q: WHY DO STRIPCLUBS & PORNOGRAPHY EXIST ?

A: BECAUSE MEN ARE VISUAL CREATURES

women do care about male strippers
Any woman who does is an idiot

Women only like 'erotica', as opposed to porn. Because erotica' is emotionally oriented.

ILL HELP YOU LEARN HOW TO 'BACK IT UP' REAGARDING THE ATTRIBUTES YOULL REALLY NEED

you could even put a bag over your head and succeed

Your looks don't mean anything

You're wasting your time focusing on the wrong things

But first, you'll have to actually ASK ME for the help

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>>35495596
Making yourself look pathetic on her eyes, yes that's what girls want.

>>35494798
No self respect you could be attractive but one minute your not confident the flock of girls will go away faster than they came

>>35496195
Hang around really desperate girls and be more attractive than other nearby guys.

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For some stupid reason Google is giving me problems with the CAPTCHA shit...

I had already typed that somebody needs to ask me for the help before somebody actually DID ask me for the help....

The thing that attracts is a magnetic happy self confidence... Contentment... not affected by other people's feelings whether positive or negative. True self confidence cannot be chiseled Away by somebody else's opinion...

Self Doubt and uncertainty and indecisiveness ?... These are what turns people off

SKIN DEEP : an old Axiom everybody is familiar with

People who perceive themselves as being physically attractive are almost always the most shallow losers you could ever meet

That's NOT the 'self confidence' that I'm talking about

I suggest humility and to STOP BEING SO ABSORBED BY YOUR OWN PERSPECTIVE

STOP FOCUSING ON YOUR OWN LITTLE PROBLEMS

if you want a girl, try this :

volunteer to HELP ANIMALS

I'm going to detail a SUREFIRE TECHNIQUE to get the girl of your dreams in my next post

Hang in there

I'm ordering lunch with my wife

I remember my guidance counselor once told me girls in the school liked me. That fact that she thought i needed that confidence boost even though i rarely talked to her made me feel like absolute shit.

>>35496299
Shut it, sassypants

These men are here to learn how to SUCCEED

not to cave in like you, bitchboy

>>35496370
Lol @ you thinking the 'I'm a loser' technique is the path to being a winner

So... Failure feels 'right' to you ?

>>35496433
Hahahahaha. So....

Getting a compliment, (a boost of self esteem) made you lose your self esteem ?

Dude.....

Die

You SUCK so bad

GET READY, STUDENTS

MY NEXT POST IS GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO SUCCEED

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HOW TO ACCOMPLISH BREAKING THE PHYSICAL BARRIER WITHOUT GETTING SEXUAL :

pay attention, men....

If you don't quickly break the barrier of physicality, you'll lose your chance. But if you jump into sexuality too fast, they'll flee....

I have always used variations of my famous technique :

NON SEXUAL SENSUALITY THROUGH PHYSICAL TOUCH

early on, tell them you'd like to conduct an experiment to see if your 'auras' are compatible, or if there is an electrical & spiritual 'conflict' between you.

Finding out early can save you time

Both of you will be weighing in on your opinions after the experiment

With Wendy, I had only known her for about three minutes when I placed my right arm around her shoulder... Relaxed... Calm... Loving, but NOT SEXUAL....

Next, I took my left hand and gently placed the tip of my index finger on her knee.. This 'completed the circuit'...

I paused, taking my time, not saying a thing...

Finally, I said "interesting... How does our energy feel to you ?"

Wendy answered "it feels completely familiar and natural"

SOLD !!!!....

another example:

With a different wife, I did it by having her hold her hand open, palm upright... I 'hovered' my hand, palm downward, just about half an inch above hers, without touching her hand at all....

I said "hmmmmm.... Interesting... How does our energy feel to you?"

She never answered. She grabbed my hand and kissed it. She gave me head about 10 minutes later....

PAY ATTENTION, MEN

IM GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE YOULL EVER GET

don't ever 'introduce sexuality' to them

Allow them to be the one who thought it was their idea

But do not wait too long

Or they'll NEVER go for it

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Females are smarter than men

Yet they also believe in 'magical predestination' type of stuff

(So do I, actually)

Give them what they want

You're an actor

You're playing yourself

Play the role of yourself handling whatever situation arises

It's easy

And give an academy award performance

Don't overact

And don't overREACT

AGAIN, YOURE PLAYING THE ROLE OF YOURSELF BEING ATTRACTIVELY MAGNETIC

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Willam Defoe

One of the ugliest guys ever

Nevertheless, he gets SO MUCH PUSSY

women find him super hot

See?....

Looks ?....

Irrelevant

SELF CONFIDENCE AND A NON DESPERATE ABILITY TO CONNECT

that's all you need

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Danny Trejo

Ugly as shit

Women find him super hot

Are you seeing a pattern ?

STOP ACTING LIKE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH

Stop thinking that settling for second-best is the secret to success

>>35495172
schizo methhead fuck off

>>35494798
OP there is such a thing as being too handsome. I suffer from this too. Literally girls think you're a womanizer and want nothing to do with you it's a fucking curse. Double edged sword. I get flirted with everywhere i go. Being good looking is fucking overrated you'll never find love because you'll never stoop to a 'normal' looking girl because the hot girls are scared of you

>>35496804
the (((media))) portrays him as hot but no woman actualy thinks he's hot

YOU ALREADY KNOW GOOD AND WELL:

Nobody is attracted to a self-doubting insecure coward

If self-doubting insecure coward with no self-esteem and no self-confidence walks into a room, would YOU be magnetically attracted ?

NO

not at all

You'd avoid that person like the plague

So WHY DO you behave that way?

>>35496847
HAHAHA

YOU IDIOT

NUMBER ONE: how would YOU know what women like? You have no experience with women whatsoever, and you certainly have no clue what women find attractive

NUMBER TWO: I actually know several women who say he's hot all the time

Even my wife just said "DANNY TREJO IS HOT BECAUSE HES SO COOL"

unlike you

Your negative, self defeatist, insecure self-loathing is beginning to show

>>35496926
>"DANNY TREJO IS HOT BECAUSE HES SO COOL"

That's an oxymoron you moron.

>>35496847
So....

You're the 'expert on what women find attractive' who's never had a girlfriend

AND you overuse parentheses and quotation marks incessantly like an idiot who's never gone to school at all

Bratz one of these days you'll actually accidentally do something 'correctly'

>>35496949
AND ?...

To make matters even worse you don't seem to understand the actual definition of the word 'oxymoron

Let me make this perfectly clear one more time:

Perhaps one of these days you'll accidentally do something correctly

PAY ATTENTION, STUDENTS:

Our brains are amazing things

When we hear the truth our brains know it instantly

Imagine the teeth interlocking in Gears

That's what happens when our brains hear the truth

You are all well aware that every word I'm saying is Gospel and probably the best advice you'll ever get

HOWEVER, we are all familiar with the student in the back of the classroom who keeps failing every year and being held back

He is desperate to keep the other students from making progress because that will only highlight the fact that he's going to be held back again for yet another year

Idiots like him can't master simple things like parentheses or quotation marks or understanding the most simple Elemental facets of life

And they certainly will never be able to learn what makes women tick

You can either pay attention to the advice of a man who has fucked almost 600 women (me), or be held back for another year by the childish antics of an idiot (him)

>>35496847

My wife says she couldn't help but notice that you are too insecure to actually thank me for giving you an example of how to break the physical barrier with a woman without entering into sexual territory which would ruin the entire deal

Instead of being a big enough man to admit you learned something you are such a child you're trying to make it appear that you know more than me

You can't even count your girlfriends on one finger

You are an insecure little amateur with no experience whatsoever

But you are full of 'expertise', right?

I want all of you to join me

Join me in imagining that insecure little fat boy's face right now

just imagine the expression on his fat little indignant face right now, after I repeatedly bitchslapped him so fucking god damn hard

>>35496832
FACT :

YOUR INSECURITY IS SHOWING

AND YOURE MEDIOCRE AT BEST

Lol@ you actually thinking you're handsome

It's readily apparent that women would not want anything to do with you at all
But it has absolutely nothing to do with you being attractive

>>35496808
I would be angry just like you if I never had a girl, either

>>35494798

>mom and family tell me I'm good looking
>mom says that girls at work have seen my picture and wanted to know if I had a gf cause I'm so good looking

Happens to me aswell

>random girls have come up to me and flirted and wanted to know if I had a gf
>sometimes catch girls checking me out when in public

Doesn't happen to me

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Another ugly man who gets laid all the time

Lol @ the loser who thought he could debunk my knowledge

(That guy is a butter closet homosexual)

BITTER*

his 'butter' has never been tasted by a female

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WHAT FELT GREAT TODAY:

reaching out and bitchslapping the guy who doesn't understand how to use parentheses, quotation marks, or the definition of 'oxymoron'...

THAT was sweeeeeet

Look !!... I even found a convenient carrying case for his sexual expertise

>>35496638
>early on, tell them you'd like to conduct an experiment to see if your 'auras' are compatible
i appreciate the advice and understand the purpose of the whole "breaking the physical barrier" thing, but is there anyway to do it without sounding like some pseudo-spiritual, PUA fag?

>>35497777
You could probably do something similar if you are both christians.

>>35497777
Im NOT trying to insult you, I'm simply giving you an honest answer :

Here goes

I've literally fucked almost 600 hot chicks in my life

(575+)

The examples I gave WORKED...
EVERY TIME
And I have used that technique DOZENS AND DOZENS OF TIMES, not just twice. I simply gave the two most recent examples...

I married both of the women I listed in my examples.

Exactly WHAT about 'getting women to fuck you, then marry you' seems gay ?

To be quite candid, your perspective of casting a negative opinion of EFFECTIVE heterosexuality in action seems decidedly 'anti-heterosexual'

Perhaps you should TRY IT before you attempt to debunk it

I'm a HUGE FAGGOT
People ask me how to be SO GAY
And you just have to surrender your boypussy

>>35498255
you forgot the TM

LOSER

TRY TO EMULATE ME BETTER NEXT TIME

I'VE FUCKED OVER 600 WOMEN

I KILLED YET ANOTHER THREAD

jk,Johhny your advice is mostly good,your delivery is not the best though

>>35498416
My delivery is completely intentional

I couldn't help but notice that you couldn't help but notice

See ?....

I'm fully aware of how I deliver my messages, because I'm in complete control of the 'envelope' I decide to use..

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>>35494798
I know that feel man, I'm too autistic to handle a gf.

>>35498416
The part that I find humorous is how this thread was designed to get advice on how to successfully 'close the deal' with a female.....

Yet when I come in and give rock-solid, time-tested, effective advice.... people say I have ruined the thread

Is this symptomatic of somebody who desperately wants to cling to continued failure?

>>35498686
Of course you are already well aware that the longer you continue to tell yourself you are incapable of doing something, the more time you have wasted while you could actually be doing that particular thing

Another 'gem' that I think you should be aware of:

Using trendy catch phrases like 'autistic' when you don't even really understand what they mean ( or any of the other myriad various insundry trendy catchphrases that everybody insists on using in here ) is the fastest way to demonstrate that you don't think for yourself and that you're not capable of creating your own Concepts or ability to communicate your Concepts

Women are not attracted to followers

Nobody is attracted to a follower

Nobody

Nobody

So why do you insist on behaving like a follower?

ANONYMITY : the worst possible erroneous advice you could ever follow

Especially at the pivotal time of your life, when the singular thing you need to learn the most is how to Market yourself effectively

The 'namefag' who has successfully bedded HUNDREDS of women

Vs.

The hundreds of anonymous faceless droplets of mist in the back ground fog, all who desperately wish they could bed their first female

Take a guess which ones doing it right?

>>35498858

The hundreds of anonymous faceless droplets, since it's an anonymous site.

On April 21st 2017 I am celebrating my spectacular 25th anniversary of the day I invented what is now called INTERNET TROLLING

You are ALL invited to join me here on April 21st for the celebration! There will be door prizes and giveaways and balloon animals and rides for the kids and prostitutes and strippers

I have made names of thousands of enemies over the past 25 years with my specialized version of performance art

But more importantly I have made hundreds of really really good friends

For those of you who are too small-minded to understand my delivery system :

people always pretend to be nice and to be your friend.... until they have your trust, at which point it's only a matter of time til you discover that they were actually ASSHOLES all along

I am the exact opposite of that pattern

>>35498910
No it's NOT

you're a follower

I'm not anonymous at all
I'm a leader

And I get laid

AGAIN: one of us is actually happy

Guess who?

>>35498910
Stop giving it attention and it will get bored and go away

Good looking means nothing if you don't actually have a personality, desu

>>35499041

4chan isn't even 25 years old lmao XDDDDDD

How can trolling be 25 years old when 4chan wasn't even invented invented 25 years ago XDDDD

Show me where this website says it's an 'anonymous site'

See ?...

Failure goes hand in hand with anonymity

>>35499383
Lol @ you thinking I'm saying I invented internet trolling ON 4CHAN

HAHAHAHAHA

WOW

YOURE SO STUPID

OH

MY

GOD

YOU

ARE

SOOOOOOOOOOOO

STUPID !!!!!!

>>35499233
Lol sure I will

Hahahahaha

Sure I will

You seem to know as much about me as you do about getting laid

Failureboy

*reaches out and bitchslapping you*

"It's an anonymous site waaaaaaaa"

Oh it's not ?

Well... Hmmm....

I thought it was

But it's not ?

So....

You mean it was just a bunch of self imposed failures who don't have a clue how to SUCCEED at anything who made me think I was supposed to follow their failed lead ?....

Really ?....

Wow

I just got schooled SO HARD

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>>35495172
Dont listen to this guy.


I made a post a while ago asking about advice for my little sister and he said some creepy pedo shit. She is only 8...

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>>35499535
I

Dude

Bruh


SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>35495101
It's obvious if you understand basic social cues, but no one here does

If they're looking at you, and when you catch them, they look away, wink/smile (with teeth), or approach, odds are they were thinking positively about you. If they smile (without teeth) or do the le white ppl faic :i, odds are they were staring off into space or made accidental eye contact with you. If they keep staring and their expression does not change or worsens, odds are they were thinking negatively about you.

>>35499544
8 ?...

Gross

That's over the hill

You told me that lil piece of ass was 5

>>35494798
They are approaching you your stupid fucking Fag shut your normie cry baby ass up and talk to them back ask them on a date get them drunk then fucking fuck them are you some kind of autsist. All you gotta do is say wanna get a drink sometime. Continue to hang out and eventually ask if she wants to be your bf

>>35499576
What's it like waking up alone ?

Seriously

Please teach me

What's it like waking up so painfully alone in that DESPERATE, lonely little twin sized bed of yours EVERY MORNING?

stop avoiding the question

>>35499603
I've actually had DOZENS of experiences that completely differed from your advice

In fact, the forced need to include 'thinking negatively' into your scenario shows YOUR negative thinking

Fruedian

>>35496804
>tall
>has a good hairline
>has a menacing and alpha gaze
He's not a delicate faced pretty boi or a traditional Chad, but he still has the /good genes/

>>35499688
Oh fuck off Johnny everyone knows ur just a Pokemon scammer u peace of shit

>>35499709
He's got SHIT GENES

he's a mexicockroach

He had cystic acne

He picked at it, ruining his face

He's a terrible alcoholic

That's why he has the bags under his eyes

He's ugly as shit

But women find him alluring

Go figure

DEBUNKED: the 'good looking' myth

>>35499762
Lol @ your inability to spell one syllable kindergarten words

Like PIECE

wow

Now we know why you chose POKEMON as content for your inept attempt at an 'insult'

>>35499762
Also

I noticed that ever since I busted you on your inability to differentiate between YOUR & YOU'RE, you've tried to hide your illiteracy by using UR

brilliant

>>35499122
>AGAIN: one of us is actually happy
>Guess who?
Again for someone who is adamant about your self confidence you sound so insecure.

How can you let little droplet of cum on an Indonesian horse-mating website get you down.
Cmon but lighten up.

Ive always noticed that failure comes across the board....

Sex, spelling, ability to assert yourself, etc

>>35499958
Insecure ?....

I sound nothing like you

MY ANUS HAS BEEN DILATED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION

>>35500273
It's my RECTUM....

Unlike you, I am a stickler for technicalities....

Are you so stupid that you actually think you're capable of dissuading me?

You can't even decide yourself from being a sexual, social and intellectual failure....

So what made you think you have the capability of effecting somebody as strong as me?

>>35500403
What the FUCK did you just say bitch ?
Are you saying that my ANUS hasn't been DESTROYED bu HUGE THROBBING cocks?
Kill yourself VIRGIN FAILURE

>random girls come up to him
>random girls ask him out

But no, girls totally aren't visually oriented, right? Who the fuck came up with that one? Of course they are, it's basic biology no one wants ugly kids with bad genes

>>35500609

Nigger faggot, tongue my anus

>>35500403

Disregard this, my rectum is full of precum

>>35500672
I never said that females are not visually oriented

Perhaps you are unable to read basic English

I said while they ARE visually oriented, like all humans, their EMOTIONAL INSTINCT OVERIDES THEIR VISUAL INSTINCT....

That's how somebody like me, who's not particularly 'attractive' has fucked over 575 women.....

Your attempt to debunk the truth has failed... Miserably....

Maybe that's the reason you can't get a girl... You don't know how to do anything correctly

53teen years on planet Earth and I have STILL yet to see anybody disprove the truth.....

>>35496804
Jesus this guy should be starring in horror movies

>>35498825
eh,it's good when trying to share stuff without fear of consequences, getting burdens off your chest without people knowing who you are

it also makes it so people judge what you say based on its own merits,rather than because of who is saying it.

For example,some people might already have created an idea about you,making it less likely for them to listen to you

>>35500884
Please stop, you are giving all these people false hope with your shitty voodoo tips. Go back to where you belong- a low budget TV show.

>>35501687
Lol @ ASSuming that I give a flying fuck if people listen or not, especially people who are too timid to 'get things off their chest' without fear of a NON existent, impossible 'reprisal'...

I do this to keep ME entertained

>>35502191
Actually, I've been on TV many many times, as well as in music videos and film...

And unlike your life, none of them were low budget

>>35501240
That's danny trejo

He has indeed starred in horror films

Johnny Neptune is onto something

>>35504419
>>35503356
>>35503247
>>35503216


How about you shut up and gtfo of this site namefag