>tfw you work at a factory that packages USBs and you regularly swap the products with USB Killers you made
/mischief/
>>35490684
>tfw you work at a job and pride yourself on your work ethic and excellent performance
feels glorious man
>mummy expects me to do schoolwork when I'm home all day
>get out books and pens and leave them on desk for her to see
>do nothing all day
>good job for working so hard today, anon
pic related is me
>>35490719
>reformed christian spotted
>>35490684
>say to a friend that he owes me 5 euro
>he says he's sorry and gives me 5 euro
>he didn't actually owe me 5 euro
>three zip ties fell of a table at school
>stole them