>had my birthday last week >big bro got me extra virgin

>>35487956
it's good for cooking, and a sexual lubricant

>>35487956
Big bros are always jerks to little bros. Share a laugh at your miserable life with your brother, eat some cake to make yourself feel better, and don't wack off for a bit. You will feel better in a few days anon.

Typical minion of Satan mocking you
They did that to me too
Don't fear they . This whole country will pay : they shall reap what they sow
(And whole world) but no doubt americu first

>>35487956
You bro sounds like a bro, be hapy you have somebody who cares about you still.

>>35488265
I get the feeling those are just autistic empty threats

>>35488265
But if you go on a murderous rampage then you'll never lose your virginity

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why did it have to be extra virgin

what does that even mean

>>35488139
>and don't wack off for a bit
physically impossible

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>>35488139
>tfw I'm the big bro and my lil bro bullies me

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>>35489395
>tfw 22
>one of my younger bros is 8 or 9
>he calls me fat all the time
>he walks up and kicks me in the ass and says you have a big butt

>>35487956
Wow not even the real stuff prob dhould just kill ur brother for being unfunny and a bad cook

>>35488389
you're dumb

>Extra-virgin olive oil Comes from virgin oil production only, and is of higher quality: among other things, it contains no more than 0.8% free acidity, and is judged to have a superior taste, having some fruitiness and no defined sensory defects. Extra-virgin olive oil accounts for less than 10% of oil in many producing countries; the percentage is far higher in the Mediterranean countries (Greece: 80%, Italy: 65%, Spain 50%)

>>35487956
I turned 33 last month. I worked at my janitor job, my body slowly breaking down from all the repetitive movement and touching poop and pubes constantly. I came home tired, lonely, depressed and drank till I blacked out.

Not even a text from my family. Happy birthday

>>35489442
Sit on him.

>>35490069
I'll at least check that get for ya

extra virgin olive oil is the best olive oil and by a fallacious analogy extra virgin people are also the best people. Its ok, were all going to make it.
>tfw this is only true for roasties