>tfw just turned 21
>don't have a driver's license so i can't even buy myself alcohol
When am i allowed to get off this ride?
Anytime you want anon.
>(1) Go to your local DMV
>(2) Bring birth certificate and SSN
>(3) Tell the nice lady you want an ID card
>(4) Wait 4-6 weeks for non permit / non DL / boring old od card to come in the mail
>(5) use id card to buy booze.
Only 2 chances to drop spaghetti. Once at dmv and once at liquor store. yfw I'm drunk right now posting this.
>>35487386
How do i get to the dmv?
There's no public transport where i live
>wanting to consume the bad tasting poison jew
kek. its like you want to kill your liver and brain cells
Your fault for being such a useless piece of shit that you can't even drive a car, something that borderline retards can and do every day
>>35487443
Then walk or ask family member.
>>35487543
Get off your high horse.
Of course i want to kill my brain cells. That's one step closer to killing myself
>>35487640
I can drive a car. I just never bothered getting a license cause i live in a rural area
>>35487443
Call a cab?
>>35487443
Bike
Mom
Friend (oh wait, you have none)
Uber/Lyft/Cab
Walk
Bus
Surely one of these.is.an option?
t. same drunk phoneposting anon with a drivers license.
>>35487724
Then just fucking drive to the dmv you dumbo. No one will stop you if you live in the sticks as long as you don't drive like a madman.
>>35488008
>hey I drove here I need an id because I dont have a drivers license
very smart