>Procrastinated joining the military >didn't join

I wonder if they'd take me at age 26.

My health's not the best but I could nail the ASVAB and pass a fitness test for sure.

>>35482670
I didn't know you could be too old for the army... Unless you were like 50+... Anyways, joining the army/military in any situation involving combat is gay as fuck. Even if it was a combat role, you're most likely not going to kill anyone.

>>35482716
depends on the branch, Air Force, Navy and Coast guard are so popular they turn people away constantly and I knew a couple of people that had to wait almost 2 years to get in.

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>fighting in defense of chaim goldbergstein's shekels
>a mans death

No war going on? Theres always war going on, specially if you are murican

>>35482800
>caring about politics
>not having a death wish

I just want trigger time
You'll die an old cuck that the jews sucked dry anyway.

>>35482816
no good ones