If you could choose any superpower to wipe out normies,

The power to ejaculate rockets

>>35482658
Stopping time duh.
I could just tap people on the nose in frozen time and it'd fly through the back of their skull and kill them when time sped up again because of the acceleration.

I'd also make insane sonic booms as I moved but that's not really avoidable.

>>35482658
i would force them to live as me

Not for wiping normies but, I would want to manipulate entropy.

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>>35482658
teleportation

if you could teleport other things beside yourself you could transport them into outer space or the earths core or some shit

>>35482658
Force them to see life like us

>>35482658
Mindfuck their minds so they are full of made up insecurities and bad experiences and see how it works out.

>>35482764
>I'd also make insane sonic booms as I moved but that's not really avoidable.
I'm glad someone else has considered the basic physics behind stopping time
I think you'd potentially just destroy the earth by moving though, because you're moving with infinite energy, and transferring your mass into the ground when you take a step. Once you unfreeze time, the earth would shatter like a saltine cracker

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>>35482786
got me laughing anon

ogrnl

>>35482992
what about just making the universe slower? would that work?

the power of shutting down social medias. Since it's what they do all day their lives would end

>>35482658
My ideal superpower would be perfect luck. If there is a possibility for a certain outcome, then it will happen in my favor

>>35482658
Extensive mind control. Whenever this question comes up (what would your superpower be) I always answer with this because even if I choose not to really use my powers for ethical reasons I could force unconscious commands on my own psyche that prevent any other, less scrupulous person from using their own mind control powers on me. Frankly, anyone that doesn't choose some form of mind control is just asking to get brain-raped.

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>>35482658
The power to turn every male gay of course

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>>35482658
the power of 72 transformations

The ability to make them deaf/mutes incapable of sign language. Let them live their WHOLE social lives on the internet, in chat form.

>>35483030
If you could move at the same speed you normally do, sure, but it'd basically just be a special snowflake version of super speed.

the true robot power is telekinesis
>with fine enough control, you can rip apart things on a molecular level
>vibrate atoms in an object and it'll fucking melt
>stop atoms in an object and it'll freeze
literally unlimited potential

>>35482658

the power to shoot hot tar from my hands. it'd be like pompeii but on a larger scale and with tar instead of ash.

>>35482658
To be able to become a super saiyan.

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>>35482658
Denormalization, duh