>be me
>12
>common juvenile delinquent
>smoked ciggaretz, occasionally got drunk or high
>my parents were rich
>I never got caught so they thought I was an angel child
>they always give me money when I ask
whenever I got a 5 or a 10 and some 1s, I would hide the 1s under my couch
>keep mooching money off my parents
>after a few months I had $80
>make sure it never went under $40 in case of emergencies
>never stop mooching off my parents until i was 16
>when I was 16 I had $2600 under that couch
I was a Jew since my first dick hair
They knew OP
I wish I did this when I had my dad's credit card info and we had plenty of money. If I would have known you can send money to people on PayPal with a card I would have just saved a bunch of money.
>>35483266
that's actual theft
>>35483451
>Dad: did you take money off my card
>Me: yeah I bought a few games
>Dad: ok
Yeah I guess it is actually theft but it's not like it matters. I wasn't taking hundreds of dollars
>>35483614
it's still theft, in my case they were giving me money and I was saving.
>>35483671
I'd get the money either way