>trying to reach carton of Goldfish Crackers on top of fridge

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>trying to reach carton of Goldfish Crackers on top of fridge but can't reach
>tall roommate walks into kitchen and sees me struggling
>ask her "can you lend me your Amazon height and get that box of Goldfish for me, please?"
>she tells me she hates it when people poke fun at her height and tells me to use a chair
>don't want to use a chair because I'm scared of getting on top of one without someone keeping the chair steady