>He's not a furry >Not joining one of the few communities

can i just pretend to be a furry and not get one of those suits?

>>35481880
I'm not gay and ERP doesn't count as sex.

Go ahead and spam this, I'll take furfags over trapfags.

Furries:
-*licks paws* ironic roleplaying
-porn dumps

Trapfags
-girl (male)
-boipucci
-hehe~
-pederasty
-convincing teenagers to permanently alter their body so you can fuck them

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>>35481880
what do i do if im homo and i think gfur is kinda hot but i dont wanna be involved int he community and dont consider myself a furfag

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>>35483598
You just socialize with furries. The fandom is basically defined by porn and sex, so its easymode.

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>>35483732
are a good number of actual furfags actuall cute irl tho?

also where i sign up

its degenerate as fuck but i really need someone to pay attention to my dick

>>35483598
then just jack off to it and let that be that
you don't need to identify socially as what you touch your dick to, loser

>>35481880
Because while furries are mad sex creatures, they aren't monogamous. I know two furies and they constantly cheat on their BF's, I would not want to be a part of that community.

I look at furry porn sometimes but I've never fapped to it.

please, please, PLEASE do not let this be the new meme people fall for.

>>35484046

That's like saying that you've looked at cupcakes before but never eaten them

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>>35483980
>also where i sign up
Find any furry comunity. All of them are different so if one is too SJW or too autistic just find another one.

And yes some are QT, scout out first.

Also don't let average or below looking people scare you off.
I met up with a dude who was in his mid twenties and still a virgin, he was a bit chubby and had a weak chin, but super nice guy.
When I finally unzipped his pants he had a fucking monster donger, I couldn't even connect my fingers to my thumb when I gave him a handjob.
Best fuck I had in my life.

>>35484034
This is actually true, sadly.
I am just in an open relationship where we share who we fuck. So far I am the most active

>fucking for the sake of fucking
wew lad
also
>wanting to fuck furries

>>35484173
May sound strange but it's true. But I'm a wizard apprentice so I'm not a very sexualized person. I even have a tab open on /trash/ right now.

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>be straight
>see GFur or gay clop
>Immediately get super hard and have to masturbate

What does it mean? I've tried looking at regular gay porn to get the same effect but it just doesn't do anything, but holy shit if you give me some pictures of two foxes fucking the shit out of each other or hell two guys in fursuits fucking I just so hard and have to masturbate. It's so bizairre. I don't think I'm gay considering I don't get hard from looking at real men..

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>>35484399
please respond

original origami orangutan

>>35483143
i'll take looking like a girl over looking like sibe and being into scat slob bara, thanks

>>35485587
Many people will never look like girls, though, but will develop AGP anyways because of your spamming.

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>>35481880
I hate furries.

>Love animal-people as a concept
>Oh hey that's a thing!
>Maybe they'll have interesting, creative worlds and worldbuilding and other autismal stuff I can sperg about with th-
>It's a consumerist porn circlejerk
>It's a consumerist porn circlejerk with a ridiculous social hierarchy
>Just like normalfags, they ignore you instead of telling you to fuck off

This must be how chad feels when he encounters a trap.

>>35485703
what you think is spam is actually an organic sentiment arising from the base conditions of the board
not everybody is a skulduggery-perpetrating fuck like yourself
also furfaggotry has been mostly cored out from the inside by tumblr bullshit.

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>>35481880
Marty Ackbar. Behead those who insult Marty.

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>>35486110
Ave to Marty, let no profiligate sully hos name!

>>35485943
Tfw I've spent at least $2000 or more over the last 3 years on commissions of my fursona

>>35486948
consumption will never make you happy.

>>35486973
Yeah but porn, stroking my ego and erping with people certainly make me happy. So jokes on you :)

>>35487570
You'll see.

As a band once said, "That's Entertainment"

>>35487593
T. Massive nerd :^)

>>35487630
small t.

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>>35481880
wtf i love furries now

is this the /b/ circlejerk
mad props on the anti-anonymity thing but you gotta go back, for your sake as much as ours

this place was built on a fucking burial ground and it WILL fuck you up

You still need to have some degree of sociability. Too many guys show up to cons with no suit, take creepshots without even asking and leave never having said a word to anyone.

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>>35481880
choo choo is so adorable :3

All of the furfags here are social butterfly turbochads and rich or upper middle class. I even get rejected by them of all people.

I'm a 31 year old retired ranger, I feel like I would just come off as a pedo or something. All of the furries I know are like 15-25.

>>35489081
Since you're a milfag you'd probably make a great daddy. 99% of the doms are tryhards or just flat out fucking psychos, you'd fit in fine.

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>>35488986
thats right

oregon

>>35483996
this. gfur is most of what I fap to but I'd never be caught dead with furfags irl

>>35489216
>tryhards or just flat out fucking psychos
This, I'm also only 5'2 so having someone start giving you the crazy eyes and throwing you around is a bit scary. The only good dom I ever met was army, either 101st or 82nd I forgot.

Find me a qt footfag twink furry bf and I'll consider it.

>>35489465
Please die roasty

I'm quite toasty

>>35489705
I'm not a girl just a girly turbomanlet