Why haven't you started bulking? Look at this picture, YOU

>>35481170
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How can black men even compete?

>>35481170
>Why haven't you started bulking?
I have.

>>35481170
Actually eating enough shit to bulk is fucking hard.

Last two weeks I only gained like half a pound.

>>35481170
>be hunk of a man
>literally one of the strongest men in planet Earth
>can only score some post wall roastie

Really fires up those neural synapses.

>>35481498
What about the stuff they eat in the army?

You know, that comes in small pouches and it has like 6000 calories in it? I forget what it is called in English.

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>>35481170
>Why haven't you started bulking?
I accidentally forgot to go to the gym

>>35481170
Just because you're a big guy doesn't mean youll have a monster dick bro.

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You JUST know.


>>35481318
None of the world's strongest men are black, they're all white. Black boys literally can't keep up.

>>35481498
I have a shake with oats/egg white etc that's about 1000 calories. Easy to drink a ton of calories if you're struggling.

>>35481572
Dick size only matters if you're under 5 inches, anything more and you're fine.

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This is him in real life with his gf. I bet she walks crooked.

>>35481631
He could literally pick her up in one hand

That's my goal honestly, being able to manhandle the entire bodyweight of an adult woman with your one hand

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Him at 18, an autistic sperg virgin. What's your excuse.

>>35481631
>have glorious white skin and muscles underneath it
>taints it with disgusting tattoos

I'm a Zydrunas guy just because of shit like this

>>35481733
He looks better there than most people here.

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>>35481540

I think you're talking about MREs (Meals Ready to Eat if I'm not mistaken). My sister dated a sniper when I was in high school and he gave me a box of them. Being the dumbass I was (and am) I ate them without knowing their immense caloric value. Gained roughly 15 pounds after finishing the box. He was a great guy named Ricky. I liked him and she did as well. He OD'd on pain meds while on leave. Really sad. He had some troubles from what he did in the wars in the Middle East. Once woke up choking my sister because of a dream. I'm not sure why I went off on this tangent - guess I just miss him.

>>35481547
9000 KEKS brariginally

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Go to your doctor and get him to prescribe you testosterone replacement therapy. Chances are half of you beta faggots are low test so you can qualify with mommy's insurance.

>>35481733
His facial hair is pretty bad in this pic, but he's a very tall, athletic basketball player regardless

Most people are not

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>Bjornsson is 6 feet 9 inches tall and weighs 403 pounds
>6 feet 9 inches tall

ITS NOT FAIR

>>35481170
Friendly reminder that Cersei has a kid with the Bronn, the ugliest fuck in the whole show.

She may have fucked the mountain but the ugly alpha actually got to breed with her.

/fit/ BTFO

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>>35481170
He is tall + wide build + thick bones.

If you are manlet they will consider you a tryhard, if you are lanklet with narrow build you will still looks funny, like a pole with muscles. People that do not lift but have wide build look naturally wide and huge, everybody respect them more on subconscious level because they visually look big despite not being full of muscle + longer hand distance which means they can hit you in the face before you can get near distance that allow you to punch them back

>>35481170
>adds him to the list of guys who can fuck my til my asshole falls out

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>>35481170
My first boyfriend was 6'3 and bounced between 250lbs-280lbs, but I'm 5'1. There were a ton of big dick+little cooter jokes yet his dick was below average size.

Ironically the guy with the biggest penis was 5'3 and a scary 8" thing that looked disproportionate to his manlet body. Plus he was missing a testicle but that's not the point. There's really no telling dick size...I honestly thought it was bullshit but I've seen 6 dicks in my life and it's true.

>>35483252
please leave little roastie cooter

>>35483252
oh my god faggot nobody cares, nobody asked you go blog somewhere else.

>>35482149
>Cersei has a kid with the Bronn

Wiki says it was with a musician

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>>35483270
Shut the fuck up anon you are pathetic have a good evening