My dad is getting married and his wife started moving in yesterday.

>>35480990
If you try to act cool, you've already completely failed to be cool

>uses loli image
stay the fuck away from her you pedo faggot. you will thank me later.

>>35480990
What the hell makes you think this board is the best resource on how to look cool?

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Show her your animated CP. That'll be sure to win her over.

Give her drugs

>>35480990
How old are you? Teen girls dont usually find their anime loving step-brothers cool.

>>35480990
>loli

What this guy >>35481024 said. Just stop before you do something stupid.

Impress her with your knowledge on the history of age of consent laws

>>35480990
Jerk off your dog.

Act kind of aloof and like you have your own life but treat her nice and do occasional nice things for her. Offer to do things together every so often like to to the movies. Basically just be a positive but not clingy force in her life and she'll adore you.

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>>35481077
Kekity kekkity kek

>>35480990
How old are you?

Also, you're not siblings but basically strangers, so it's going to be more like having a 14-year old neighbor than a sister.

Tell us about yourself OP. How old are you, are you good looking, are you /fit/, how tall are you, do you have a car, do you have a job or are in school, do you have a large penis?

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https://discord.gg/n3JabGM
discord for lolicons

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>>35481024
>>35481065
>loli
5 seconds worth of googling.

>>35481399
>teen

Tell that to the FBI.

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>>35481052
19.

>>35481106
Hmm, okay.

>>35481165
I'm 6'5", average looking, average build, I do have a car, I am in school, why do you need to know my penis size?

>>35480990
Enjoy being kicked out, anime manchild

>>35481559
>6'5"
You'll make her panties wet just by being so tall.

>>35481559
You're both teenagers so it's morally clear to bang her.

>>35481559
>I'm 6'5", average looking, average build, I do have a car, I am in school, why do you need to know my penis size

Mah gawd she's going to be all over you.

>>35481559
Just hang out with her. Watch movies, play video games, listen to music, talk. Offer to drive her around if she needs to go somewhere. If she doesn't like you after a month, she probably never will.
Also you're a big motherfucker, so let her know that if she needs anyone beaten up, you'll do it for her.

>>35481559
>tfw no tall onii-chan to deflower me
ITS NOT FAIR

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>people encouraging op to fuck his sister
kill yourselves

>>35482312
>implying you don't want to have constant access to prime teen pussy

>>35481044
Unironically this. 14-year-olds would kill for a weed/alcohol hookup.

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>>35481077
>tfw I actually know a lot about this subject

>>35481399
Yeah vndb is kinda retarded with the tagging sometimes

>>35480990
create a discord and let's hold this issue together OP

we'll help you daily during the teenage years of your new sister!

OP: Guys, I've got a 14 yo stepsister, what to do?
/r9k/: die, pedo scum
OP: I'm 6'5''
/r9k/: ok, fuck her

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>>35482312
>sister

Did you even read OP you stupid fuck? His dad is getting married so he's getting a stepsister.

Honestly it's mentally handicapped people like you that really shit this website up. I've never been one for eugenics but honestly you need to be sterilized.

>>35480990
>14

too late famm, she's already roastifying.

>>35480990
Whatever you do just don't have sex with her until she's 18

>>35482312
it's not his sister
it's a chance in his life to popping a cherry

>>35481984
How old are you? And are you a girl (female) or a girl (male)?

Start fucking her immediately.

Grease up the floor outside the shower so when she gets out of it she slips and lands perfectly on top of your erect penis.

>>35483892
Actually in the game she's a teenager too, she's just a petite slim girl.

Where is chris hansen with dateline NBC when you need him?

Don't rape her OP you sick fuck.

>>35480990
>Be /ck/ and make snacks
>Help with homework
>Make sure she's not fucking chad/be a bit protective key word is a bit
>Establish yourself as a mentor or someone to go to for guidance
>Always balance out your firmness with a friendly gesture

TL;DR: stay out of her way mostly but be there for her when she needs you and make munchies. Things can be rough seem pretty tough to her so be a good sibling and be there for support. Incest is a fetish for people wothout siblings.

>>35486876
I have siblings but I'm the youngest and I have an Incest fetish

>>35486876
Stepsisters aren't even incest, it's just a girl who lives with you.

>>35486876
I could see this working if she were 9 but no 14 year old is gonna want this.

Subtle "how to groom my sister to fuck me" thread?