>"Anon...hey...whew, I ran all the way here, give me

This is why Dad left you, Mom.

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>>35480614
>you're a fucking loser and no girl will ever date you
Tell me something i didn't know yet

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>>35480614
>tfw no tsundre gf who pretends like she doesn't want to date me

why is she so perfect?

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>>35480614
I hope you have some beautiful kids who die from cancer then your perfect life spirals down from there while you struggle with alcohol addiction along with drug addictions as well. Then later on you sell your body to prostution to pay for rent at your shitty 1 star apartment and keep taking drugs and washing your pills down with cheap beer and in the end when you can't take enough you finally end your pathetic excuse of existence you call a "life".

>>35480614

*takes off headphones*

'Sorry sugartits, wasn't listening to your squabble, whaddaya want?'
'you're a fucking los'
'Yeah and you're a used up hag who's about to hit the wall, have fun settling down into the mediocre existence of yours, you mewling cunt.'

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>"I'm sorry, what was that Anon? I got distracted looking at that 11 inch bulge in Chad's gym shorts. Fuck, look at that thing...goddamn, as if my thighs weren't wet enough, huh?"

That's cool and all but how much would you charge for me to lick the seeat8from your armpits and forehead?