> you take your gf out swimming and she does this How

Why does my gf have a penis.

>>35480570
>swim around him
>drink up the piss so that no one notices
>whisper to him that he needs to retuck because his penis is showing
>when we get home give another lecture about drinking more water because his urine is clearly not a healthy color of flavor

>>35480656
gaafhsytrjnzyjrykmjtrsyjmn

>>35480656
You'd be a good boyfriend, senpai

>>35480656
kek'd hard

i love this board

>>35480656
very nice boy
I would be proud to have you as my bf

>>35480570
gross, fuck off faggot

>>35480570
scold lying faggot and leave retard alone

>>35480570
>>35480656
fuck off, hedonistic degenerate

>>35482044
>wanting someone to have a healthier diet
>hedonistic
Pick one