I fucked up the only chance at a girlfriend /r9k/ >be me

>>35480413
go on... you get her number then what?

>>35480413
give us the juicy bit faggot

this is some good fan fic so far

go on

>>35480413
fucking hate newfags whom don't recognize pasta

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This is gonna lead to some kind of SHAMEFUR DISPRAY isn't it

>>35480457
>>35480460
last bit
>call her later that night
>letsmeetup.png
>never been more nervous in my life
>meet at this hotel, get a room.
>read somewhere asian girls like dominant men
>manly time
>push her onto bed, be kind of rough with her
>she undoes my pants
>sweating from nervousness
>she begins the succ
>remember half way through that I need to be dominant
>start humping, basically fucking her throat,
>she pushes against me, don't let go
>she pulls away from me really harder
>fucking spewing puke everywhere
>vomitonmydick.jpg
>girl runs into the bathroom embarrassed
>sit on the bed defeated for five minutes, she finally gets out and storms away
>I want to die

>>35480609
>vomitonmydick.jpg

what the fuck OP

>>35480609
Why do you post things like this, Anon?

>>35480609
>vomitonmydick.jpg

ultimate lel

>>35480609
>start humping, basically fucking her throat

idiot. all you had to do was massage her head gently while she gave you succ

>>35480609
>>she pushes against me, don't let go
>>she pulls away from me really harder
Holy fuck you're stupid, fell for the dominant meme, if at any time a chick resists during sex sTOP cause most likely some shits up and you learnt the hard way opo

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>>35480609
>>35480609
this post is so origanal it hurts

>>35480720
thanks, maybe twenty years later when I get another chance I won't screw it up

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>>35480609
this actually hurts

>>35480413
bump


oref

>>35480413
take this (you) and end your life