"Brother,may i have some oats, you have an abundance of

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"Oats are indeed thicker than blood but not thicker than mud. From mud we came and from mud we go"

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"Please, share some of your oats with me, my dear Brother."

>>35479339
Oat posting will die because the majority of our users are too stupid to put some actual thought behind it, they end up just regurgitating the initial kernel like everyone in this thread has, you've all missed the point.

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>>35479477
have you been deprived of oats?

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"Must I sift through your fecies like our barbaric cousins the boar? Please brother do not send me to such depths, the oats my brother! I need them"

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"Must my oinks diverge into squeals of famine the oats I need them do not deny me the oats!"

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" Brother, you don't need those oats.
Look at yourself, for you have become grotesque"

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"May I join you.
I am not be your brother.
But I seek also these oats you crave"

"It is true brother, I look upon thine oats with envy. Thine trough runneth over with that most bountiful of grains - yet mine lies barren. Am I lesser because I prescribe to my most base instinct? Or art thou lesser for thine selfish hoarding? Whom is the weaker - he who does not help his fellow? Or he who looks to his fellow for help?"

>>35479750

"He that does not share the oats may be the weaker, for he has fear that he may not live without them but another day."

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" Brothers of swine and cattle, I have returned from a harsh winter to find no oats within my forest. May I inquire about the condition of your granery thresholds?"

I don't understand this meme. I'd love to oatpost but I really don't know what it's all about

>>35479339
I miss the great oat hunts of '15
Oh how we ran, with fire in our eyes. Now look at us brothers, we are whittled down to beggars. Is there no hope for the oatless?

>>35479833
Talk semi-philosophically in olde english about oats with increasing desparation to get the oats

This meme started on tumblr/twitter it's not our meme to post go to /b/ with it

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>>35479785
"I have no oats to spare..
I have enough mouths to feed already..
you have to search for truffels or roots in the forest."

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O brother, my tongue is burning in desire to taste the oats, please fuel my desire even if I fall in the chains of gluttony my brain can no longer resist don't make me fall in the parth of insanity brother...

Oats are the GOATS in my opinion my amigo

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"BROTHER I DEMAND, BY THE LORDS HOLIEST OF WARNINGS, THAT YOU BEQUEATH THINE OATS ONTO MY POSSESSION."

Oh hermano, pasame por favor unas avenas, la ausencia de tal alimento divino esta cavando mi tumba, incluso si condenas mi humilde alma a la perdicion eterna, quiero saborear por ultima vez la razon de mi existencia, hermano

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>>35479973
" Do not shout at your brother!
You should not have eaten your oats so rapidly, for the gluttonous pig is the first to starve"

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"We have voted and the beet is to be ours.
Step down or feel the consequences..."

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>>35480067
"Scoundrels! you are no match for my friend here.
Now step away from the beet."

I would like my very existence to know why you do not give me the damn oats brother! I only live for them, I just continue to fight for subsistence in this valley of tears for the hope that one day my mouth may have the honor of savoring them

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>>35480013
"TREASON IN THE HIGHEST! YOU SHALL RELINQUISH THINE OATS UNTO ME AND BEQUEATH HALF OF ANY FUTURE OATS TO MY PERSON HEREAFTER!"

Forced normalfag garbage meme. Fuck off, faggot.

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"Brother, let me tell you something. Many a day I have lumbered here by this fence and looked at this world. These fences which border this small plot of mud seem to be the edges of the Earth. But I have gazed many beyond the fence. I have watched the hills of green and the tall, slim, terrifying figures who lurk and haunt the strange barn on the far side of the hill, who appear as spectres as the sun rises at the break of day and refill the Oats, and float away without a word. Often I wonder why we are not like them, why we cannot give ourselves the oats, why we are limited and chained down by the girth of our bodies and the uselessness of our hooves. And indeed for many years this sad truth, that forever we would be trapped in this shallow frame , alone, and without purpose or direction, banished forever to wallow in our own filth, this depressed me. But yesterday I realized something. Who are we to be ungrateful for existence in the first place? Who are we to say that this life is not good enough? Instead of oblivion we have the warmth of the sun and the coolness of soil. We have fair conversations and a good night's sleep. Who am I to say that these simple comforts are no better than death? Should we not smile like the sun and bask in our happiness as the sunlight warms the earth without question or thank. So brother, let us share oats and smile and frolick as much as our girth might let us. Let us see this pen not as a prison or a hell but as a palace in which we might enjoy the best our existence has to offer. Give me some oats brother, and let us dine together. I love you.... my own flesh and blood, my brother."

>>35479833
>>35479861
>the meme is this simple
>"just do this and shit bam u doin the meme now"
>lel so funnay highbrow meme
eyy fuck off this is literally the way tumblr memes are made

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Brother, may I have some of your oats so that I may share them with our less fortunate brethren? We must gather our strength and fortitude lest we are to succumb to the coming snows.
Alas brother, the farmer has made haste from the fields. We are to become agents of our own destinty, and by our intuitions the fast approaching storm will lay waste to the foundations from which we thrive.

Only through sharing and goodwill may we overcome this encumbrance.

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"Then the King of Swine trekked out into the wilderness to be tempted by the Black Boar. After fasting for many days and nights, he had become very hungry. The Dark One appeared to him and said, "If you are truly the King of Swine, and have such power as has never before been known by bird nor beast, fish nor foul, then sate your hunger. Command these stones to turn into oats."

The King answered, "In the Book of Beasts it is written: Swine shall not live on oats alone, but on the words that come from the mouth of the Great Lord of Beasts, creator of all those who tread the earth on hoof and paw."

Then the Dark One took him to the highest point of the tallest barn in the world. "If you are the King of Swine," he said, mockingly, "then throw yourself down from here. For it is written in the Book of Beasts: The Great Lord shall command the birds to lift him, the true King of Swine, into the air, so that he shall not strike his hooves against the stone."

The King of Swine answered him, "It is also written: test not your Lord."

Again, the Dark One took him to the top of the highest mountain in the land, and showed him all the farms and meadows of the earth and their bounty. "All this I will give to you," he said, "If you will but bow your head before me and kiss my hoof."

The King of Swine turned away and said, "Away from me, Prince of Filth and Lord of the Flies! For the Book of Beasts commands: Worship the Great Lord of Beasts and He alone, for it is through Him that one might obtain the Oats of Salvation, and through no other."

The Black Boar then left him, and the King of Swine continued upon his Journey."

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Did this fair sir ever find the oats? I inquire to know more.

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brother do you have an oat

Oh brother, thou cannot feed a swine who pretends to recoil at the taste of oats