>had random thought that it would be really cool and make

you tell her the door was attacking you and it was self-defense.
if she tries to punish or scold you, give her a firm stare and say "don't make me do to you the same thing I did to the door"
a quick elbow to the face will make her dizzy, and then you finsh her off with 1-2-knee-to-stomach
your tard strenght will help you in this case
good luck, anon

>>35477668
make it look a complete accident, you werent paying attention and stepped on the cats tail and it startled you and you ended up barreling into the door

i got drunk and punched a hole through my bedroom door for no reason one thanksgiving. mom was piss

>>35477668
Tell her that you ended up tripping and falling and that you tried to grab the door to catch yourself. It's believeable, my mom did it once.

>>35477668
>>35477890
>american cardboard doors that break from any small impact

Get some actual inch-thick hardwood doors and you wouldn't have these issues. Most you could damage is the frame if you kicked it full force, and even then it probably wouldn't break

>>35478043
These only exist in older houses.

Most plastic American suburbanite homes are built hilariously poorly.

>>35478043
i always see videos of americans running through paper thin walls and punching holes through them. they live in houses of cards

>>35478250

It saves money on construction costs.

>>35478250
>i always see videos of americans running through paper thin walls

hook me up pham

>>35478250
sorry but we don't have to constantly worry about muhammad blowing them up :^)

>>35478590
>get 9/11'd
>still chat shit about terrorism in other countries

>>35478720
>gets saved in back to back world wars

>Does not lift a finger when America is attacked

>>35478845
>he has the wagie mindset

"What was that, huh? Better get back to working hard wagie! Have you performed your military service yet? Someone needs to make sure I sleep safe and sound and can play my videogames in peace *yaaaaaaawn*"