>instructions say to remove plastic cover from the noodle

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>set the TV volume at 15
>can hear it clearly at 12

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>Get told by supermarket cashier to have a nice day

>Don't.

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>guy stops me and asks if I want to join a bible study
>ignore him and keep walking
/satanic/

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>don't jump over the ledge
>do anyways

>>35477182
'yes mom what do you want', 'yes Im tidying my room' jeez

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>>35477482
>lady stops me to talk about her bible study
>talk to her for 10 minutes and appear really interested
>give her my contact information and tell her to let me know when the meetings are
>never go

>say upvote

>(spoiler) downvote (spoiler)

>>35477830
Reminds me of:
>black mormon or JW comes a knocking
>pretend to be really interested chat with him for a few minutes
>comes again next Sunday
>dont really know how to get out of the bit this time and talk for 10 mins or so this time he convinces me to go to a church meeting next Sunday
>next Sunday rolls around he knocks for about 10 mins stay silent and hide
>he comes every Sunday for the next month and I have to hide
He was a nice old guy but im too
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>Election time
>Get a survey call
>Tell them I'm voting for Hillary Clinton
>Vote for Donald Trump