>wake up >look up at the mirror >you're suddenly

I find my old body and return this body to the original owner.

We develop an alliance to find a way to swap our bodies back.

Maybe slay an evil wizard or two.

Maybe stay friends after we finish the job.

Marry and have kids like all women should.

>>35476595

grope myself

>>35476595
Lez out. Maybe get a sugar momma.

>>35476595
exchange ideas about cultural normes with oppressed minorities from war-riden countries.

>wat do
Go back to /b/

Ride a dildo all day.
So nothing would change except the dildo would be moved an inch or two forward.

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>>35476595
>cry of happiness and starts tanking whatever deity made my dream come true
>choose a cute outfit and, with renewed joy and enthusiasm, leaves to tackle the world and embrace my new life

Pretty much that.

>being a body thief

ISHYGDDT

>>35476886
this exactly
parmiggiano

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>>35476886
>>35476880
>>35476751
>>35476727
You know what boys, you can become a girl right now if you wanted!

>>35476658
>>35476911
Where are you getting this idea of swapping

Immediately call all of my friends over and get BLACKED.

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Gradually become fat/ugly through neglect and bad habits

>>35476595
Buy a mirrors for my walls and ceiling in my bedroom and become a lipstick lesbian.

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Wonder why OP posted an average white girl and not a 10/10

>>35476595
give in to my sudden, irresistible urge to get smashed and fuck every attractive man I see

marry a rich chad with big hands and become a housewife, the ultimate NEET

>>35476595
I guess use it to my advantage while it lasted, until I ate a normal meal and my gut started spilling over the top of my pants.

>>35476595
Make the best of it and fuck some hot dykes.

>>35476595
Destroy western civilization by encouraging the importation of aids riddened shitskins.

manipulate dumb betas into giving me money so i dont pay for anything

eventually find a rich faggot, pretend i love him and all that crap

get pregnant to get more sympathy from judge but rape him in the divorce to take half his shit; convinced i'd never leave him so he never signed a prenup

abort babby after i win the case

rinse and repeat

fuck chad asap

Go and fuck Chad, since I lack the initiative to use my intelligence for something notable.

go to female changing room after their volleyball training?

>>35476595
>Go through a crazy phase of fucking everything with a penis.
>Use the phrase "I was confused" a lot.
>After getting pregnant, become mature and settle down by taking advantage of a wealthy virgin.

>>35477866
>tfw mom has been a stay at home housewife since I was born
>makes fun of me for being a NEET

Females....

>>35476595
get dicked

>>35476595
Suck some BBC like all the other white hoes lool

>>35476595
Whatever I may want to.

Enjoy life on easy mode knowing a Nerf isn't happening anytime soon

>More like buffs

>>35476595

Instantly turn Lipstick Lesbian and start seducing every single super hot girl I meet.

Plus, cocktease the shit out of guys and get as much free stuff from them--drinks, meals, gifts--without doing anything sexual with them.

And cocktease the shit out of UA boys. I mean torture them, like whisper sexual shit in their ears.

Basically, I'd be the ultimate cunt to guys, while scoring as much hot cunt for myself as humanly possible.

>>35476595
I would be lesbian, but fuck me this would be great

>>35477805
Taytay is a goddess you fucking faggot

>>35476595
Im still waiting.

Probably the only reason I'm still alive.

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>>35480383

Not really, she's just a famous popstar

>>35476595
Masturbate originally.

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>>35476595
>Wake up as Taylor Swift
>Undress
>Look at Taylor's goddess body
>Start to masturbate
>Hhave lesbian sex with Cara and Karlie

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>>35480794
>>35480669
Ya COME ON, as if you wouldn't start sucking chads dicks as much as you could
>I-I'd be a lesbian
Sure faggots

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>>35476595
tfw taytay's biggest pop songs are about you meeting a girl (sister) at starbucks and the other is about your future with parkinson's disease.

fuck you guys.

>>35480851
Even Stacies masturbate, got nothing to do with sucking dick or being a lesbian.

I'd coax robots to my lair where I'd dissolve them in the bathtub after stealing their mana.

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>>35476595
I'd burn that coal all day long

Activate the clitoris

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>>35476886
>>35480556
These

>tfw it'll never happen

>>35476595
>wat do?
continue on with my education
get a high paying job
move to Japan and find an cute feminine asian boy to use as a sex slave
be happy

>>35476595
camwhore on /soc/