>he still wants a gf You wouldn't even know what

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How exactly would a gf improve your life, robot?

Well I have a giant dog kennel in my apartment from my dog who passed away a month ago, so if I got a gf id probably keep her tied up inside of that, naked, and starved for a few months until she had broken entirely. I would also find someone on the dark web to remove her larynx so she couldn't scream if I left the house for groceries-- I'm hikikomori so I could keep my eyes on her most of the time. Then I would just keep her as a rape slave, and she would be entirely obedient because I will have conditioned her to believe I am her everything, her life blood, her master.

Ideally I would find someone young and naive, and obviously virgin. An orphan would be perfect, as well.

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I actually dont. Even having a oneitis recently made me feel ill.

I have to remember this more often because it's true.